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nige [ham]

@sensualdad.bsky.social

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sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · Jan 21

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 13h

not enough flags and fireworks for my taste

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15h

when your crime is adorable, that's when they proseCUTE 😍

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21h

one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 2d

Notice anything new in our Australian enclosure? That’s right, to prevent inter-species jealousy, our koalas now sport fanny packs.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 3d

an extinction level event would fix me

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 3d

an extinction level event would fix me

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 5d

i'm once again running 100km in One Foot Forward this month to raise much needed funds for mental health research and critical services. for World Mental Health Day today, all donations will be DOUBLED. I'd be grateful for any donations and/or sharing my fundraiser page. thanks! oneff.co/e/NigelSmi

Support my 100km challenge for mental health research!

Together, we can help create better mental health for all.

oneff.co

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · Jul 30

Friday night is ladies night at River Side! Try your luck with stud poker, stud roulette, stud blackjack, and stud craps.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 9d

A lot of people are saying, “Why does a casino need a volcano?”

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 7d

straining so hard to pee that a bunch of stuff that looks like spaghetti comes out

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 7d

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 8d

The White House finally released the Harambe Files. As he lay dying, his caretaker says he signed the following.

"Death is but the next great adventure, but I don't know what I fear more, to descend to a hell of swans or ascend to a heaven of meerkats."