Basting D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
I don’t often use ChatGPT but when I do I tell it to give me a related quote to begin the response and an unrelated quote to end the response and to put a typo somewhere in the response to keep me on my toes and to hint a cryptic hidden secret on how to rule the world if I were a naked mole rat
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don’t often use ChatGPT but when I do I tell it to give me a related quote to begin the response and an unrelated quote to end the response and to put a typo somewhere in the response to keep me on my toes and to hint a cryptic hidden secret on how to rule the world if I were a naked mole rat
Mother Nature’s Rorschach
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mother Nature’s Rorschach
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Unsolicited Dick pic
Some Nazis escaped to NASA, some to South America, and a few escaped to become bookshelf designers
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Some Nazis escaped to NASA, some to South America, and a few escaped to become bookshelf designers
Elmo Titan attempting to breach Wall Maria (unfortunately copyright issues prevented this from happening in Attack on Titan)
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Elmo Titan attempting to breach Wall Maria (unfortunately copyright issues prevented this from happening in Attack on Titan)
Me: I want John Cena
Mom: we have John Cena at home
John Cena at home:
Mom: we have John Cena at home
John Cena at home:
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Me: I want John Cena
Mom: we have John Cena at home
John Cena at home:
Mom: we have John Cena at home
John Cena at home:
Putting together my HeilKEA bookshelf
October 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Putting together my HeilKEA bookshelf
Nice to see Antifa is finally starting to recruit
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September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Nice to see Antifa is finally starting to recruit
Cirque du snaileil
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cirque du snaileil
People when they see me enjoying things
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
People when they see me enjoying things
These Amazon seller company names are finally starting to make sense
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
These Amazon seller company names are finally starting to make sense
Hey girl are you the Starship Enterprise because your head is flat and your eyes are glowing red and your mouth is just sorta always open (complimentary)
September 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hey girl are you the Starship Enterprise because your head is flat and your eyes are glowing red and your mouth is just sorta always open (complimentary)
Saw my parents arguing on the sidewalk this morning
September 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Saw my parents arguing on the sidewalk this morning
Our oldest dog, Hudson, suddenly and unexpectedly passed away this evening.
He had his son by his side when it happened so he wasn’t alone.
My grief is like a thousand silent howls that have shattered my soul and left me with a profound sense of sadness.
You were the bestest boy, Hudson.
He had his son by his side when it happened so he wasn’t alone.
My grief is like a thousand silent howls that have shattered my soul and left me with a profound sense of sadness.
You were the bestest boy, Hudson.
June 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Our oldest dog, Hudson, suddenly and unexpectedly passed away this evening.
He had his son by his side when it happened so he wasn’t alone.
My grief is like a thousand silent howls that have shattered my soul and left me with a profound sense of sadness.
You were the bestest boy, Hudson.
He had his son by his side when it happened so he wasn’t alone.
My grief is like a thousand silent howls that have shattered my soul and left me with a profound sense of sadness.
You were the bestest boy, Hudson.
You’ve heard of elves committing blasphemy, now get ready for
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You’ve heard of elves committing blasphemy, now get ready for
My ancestors looking at me wasting away my life by napping
May 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My ancestors looking at me wasting away my life by napping
The first blooms on my trees say hello
May 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The first blooms on my trees say hello
When she sits on your face for a few minutes longer than you can hold your breath
May 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
When she sits on your face for a few minutes longer than you can hold your breath
Presenting: FURRY COFFINFISH OMG I found my spirit fish what a gem what a beaut
May 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Presenting: FURRY COFFINFISH OMG I found my spirit fish what a gem what a beaut
A rose sitting atop a throne of thorns,
Gorging itself on an abundance of sunlight,
“More, More” it shouts into the wind;
Fitting it should open on Mother’s Day:
Is anything more representative of Motherhood?
Beauty and Pain, Pain and Beauty,
Does one outweigh the other,
Or is equilibrium found?
Gorging itself on an abundance of sunlight,
“More, More” it shouts into the wind;
Fitting it should open on Mother’s Day:
Is anything more representative of Motherhood?
Beauty and Pain, Pain and Beauty,
Does one outweigh the other,
Or is equilibrium found?
May 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A rose sitting atop a throne of thorns,
Gorging itself on an abundance of sunlight,
“More, More” it shouts into the wind;
Fitting it should open on Mother’s Day:
Is anything more representative of Motherhood?
Beauty and Pain, Pain and Beauty,
Does one outweigh the other,
Or is equilibrium found?
Gorging itself on an abundance of sunlight,
“More, More” it shouts into the wind;
Fitting it should open on Mother’s Day:
Is anything more representative of Motherhood?
Beauty and Pain, Pain and Beauty,
Does one outweigh the other,
Or is equilibrium found?
I’ve been thinking about this hybridization between E.T and John Coffey and I must say it’s made me as happy as seeing the new buds open up. (I did reach my finger out with tears streaming down my face)
May 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’ve been thinking about this hybridization between E.T and John Coffey and I must say it’s made me as happy as seeing the new buds open up. (I did reach my finger out with tears streaming down my face)
this reminds me of kintsugi or gold in the cracks
May 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
this reminds me of kintsugi or gold in the cracks
The best explanation for Vance’s meteoric rise
May 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The best explanation for Vance’s meteoric rise