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Cloudypianos
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New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.
JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
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I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
I was going to be Vanessa Ives for Halloween but now, I don’t know, I feel like I need to be a frog terrorist.
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“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“

“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
Someone needs to keep him on a leash
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I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
Hard to joke around with half a White House.
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People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.
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Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels
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Sorry, I can’t get weird with you tonight. Too busy getting weird at home
Sorry I can't hang out this week, I have to iron my cardigan.
He’s a terrific writer. One of a kind.
“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“

“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
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Trump says he took a urine test at Walter Reed hospital and got all the answers correct.
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My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read
ICE has finalized a $5.7 million contract for AI-driven social media surveillance software using Zignal Labs to monitor 8 billion daily posts in 100+ languages across numerous social media platforms in case you didn’t think America was Orwellian enough.
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Introducing myself as an ethical monogamist to ethical non monogamists just to see how it goes
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My nickname at family reunions is "I thought you were dead”
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HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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AMERICA: why are we giving food stamps to people. they should work

ALSO AMERICA: let’s fire everyone and replace them with AI