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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 2d

New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 2d

I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 3d

I was going to be Vanessa Ives for Halloween but now, I don’t know, I feel like I need to be a frog terrorist.

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“

“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 3d

Someone needs to keep him on a leash

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13d

I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 3d

Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 3d

Hard to joke around with half a White House.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · Sep 29

People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 5d

Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11d

Sorry, I can’t get weird with you tonight. Too busy getting weird at home

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry I can't hang out this week, I have to iron my cardigan.

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

He’s a terrific writer. One of a kind.

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

Yay!

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you

Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“

“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

I do not give a shit

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 4d

Trump says he took a urine test at Walter Reed hospital and got all the answers correct.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 7d

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

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Cloudypianos @cloudypianos.bsky.social · 4d

ICE has finalized a $5.7 million contract for AI-driven social media surveillance software using Zignal Labs to monitor 8 billion daily posts in 100+ languages across numerous social media platforms in case you didn’t think America was Orwellian enough.