Emma Bolden
@emmabolden.bsky.social
Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
always fascinated to find out someone sends christmas cards. like how does it feel to have structure and organization in your life? how does it feel to know what month it is
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
always fascinated to find out someone sends christmas cards. like how does it feel to have structure and organization in your life? how does it feel to know what month it is
blessings to all of those about to be roasted by their families today
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
blessings to all of those about to be roasted by their families today
imagine if asphalt were purple
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
imagine if asphalt were purple
love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
my new laundry detergent says “fill to line three for large loads” which would be great except THERE ARE NO LINES anyway that’s why i’m having a nervous breakdown today
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my new laundry detergent says “fill to line three for large loads” which would be great except THERE ARE NO LINES anyway that’s why i’m having a nervous breakdown today
it's a holiday week, everyone, time to get out there and do the least
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it's a holiday week, everyone, time to get out there and do the least
i cannot tell you how much my cat hates trash day. every trash day is the worst day he has experienced. he hears a trash can and ten thousand volts of rage fire in his brain. it is primal. he is not here for this kind of shit
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i cannot tell you how much my cat hates trash day. every trash day is the worst day he has experienced. he hears a trash can and ten thousand volts of rage fire in his brain. it is primal. he is not here for this kind of shit
all i want is a pet crow who tells all his friends to wreak vengeance upon my enemies
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
all i want is a pet crow who tells all his friends to wreak vengeance upon my enemies
ok but what if we all got some rest?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ok but what if we all got some rest?
these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
has anyone checked to see if god is in a chilis tonight
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
has anyone checked to see if god is in a chilis tonight
if i get one more news alert tonight my whole body is going to boil into vapor
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
if i get one more news alert tonight my whole body is going to boil into vapor
zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
do you even think too much about the consequences of the law of thermodynamics, bro?
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do you even think too much about the consequences of the law of thermodynamics, bro?
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Zelenskyy has posted a deeply difficult, ten‑minute national address. It is honestly heartbreaking to watch. I’m sure translations are already circulating and you’ll find it online, but the first point you need to hear is this:
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Zelenskyy has posted a deeply difficult, ten‑minute national address. It is honestly heartbreaking to watch. I’m sure translations are already circulating and you’ll find it online, but the first point you need to hear is this:
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
if you want to be my friend you are just going to have to accept that my sense of humor is haunted
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
if you want to be my friend you are just going to have to accept that my sense of humor is haunted
promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
casually chatting about the eventual heat death of the universe with my cat
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
casually chatting about the eventual heat death of the universe with my cat
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Target could improve their earnings in two seconds if they just brought back DEI programs so we could all shop there again.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Target partnering with OpenAI is smart, but doesn't go far enough. The people obviously want in-store promotions on Nvidia Blackwell GPUs
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Target could improve their earnings in two seconds if they just brought back DEI programs so we could all shop there again.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
no song incites more violence in my heart than “wonderful christmastime”
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
no song incites more violence in my heart than “wonderful christmastime”
from now on i am only writing fanfic about candy crush saga
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
from now on i am only writing fanfic about candy crush saga