Sooz
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
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•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
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Sooz
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.
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Please don't say hello to me if I am not wearing my hello pants.
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please don't say hello to me if I am not wearing my hello pants.
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Your enemies are no match for your new haircut.
October 14, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Your enemies are no match for your new haircut.
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If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
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A special shoutout to the plastic, dog & cat-proof bulbs hanging on the bottom of the tree.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A special shoutout to the plastic, dog & cat-proof bulbs hanging on the bottom of the tree.
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Caramel m&ms omg why did I just discover your deliciousness now
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Caramel m&ms omg why did I just discover your deliciousness now
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
Check in with your people that work retail. Black Friday is a bitch. We need booze.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Check in with your people that work retail. Black Friday is a bitch. We need booze.
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
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I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
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The song of my people.
Canadian Sesame Street - The Pierogi Song
YouTube video by bemuzed uzually
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The song of my people.
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I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
I was kissed today by a man that meant it. Wow. So that’s what that feels like.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was kissed today by a man that meant it. Wow. So that’s what that feels like.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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Put on my coat today and found a potato in my pocket from last fall.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Put on my coat today and found a potato in my pocket from last fall.
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
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Take this opportunity to teach your children to think critically.
February 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Take this opportunity to teach your children to think critically.
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Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
January 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
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You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
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After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.