Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

surdfish

@surdfish.bsky.social

1.5K followers 490 following 13K posts

*fond me on mastodon 🫐♥️ Avatar: charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque ponders the universe in his tin coffee cup Banner: two magpies visit the balcony in winter for walnuts ALT TEXT is my love language AI is my hate language

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

2 21 37

Reposted by surdfish

RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/qk9-Ik0K-nE?...

Blackfoot - Running

YouTube video by Red Pill Records

youtu.be

2 2

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

Of course I'm in 🤘😘💜

Reposted by surdfish

RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 2d

youtube.com/watch?v=9P-c...
@surdfish.bsky.social
Songs to vacuum by

Black Kids - Obligatory Drugs

YouTube video by BlackKidsVEVO

youtube.com

3 2 10

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

Damned illithid worms...reminds me I have Neverwinter Nights on disc somewhere.

Still rockin the old Diablo for now. Need to get my new-er computer running again 🙃

I'll probably keep checkin in here—there are a few people I'd like to stay in touch with—but it's good to see so many have moved out.

1 2

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

You can play as a displacer beast?! (Latest BG I have is for PS2 lol)

And yes, the scrolling/searching is brutal, but I've been meaning to sift through it for a while.

I don't wanna maintain both accts, so I'm trying to get comfy on mastodon now.

1 1

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

Still finding my way on the new platform...I'm recycling some old shitposts, since they never got much play here.

(Love the displacer beast reference btw 💜)

1 1

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

hehehe i boosted your toot

1 1

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2d

Toot this on mastodon?

1 1

Reposted by surdfish

La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 19d

I love being a displacer beast so much

1 3 8

Reposted by surdfish

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Apr 25

Please don't jinx this, i just got here

2 2

Reposted by surdfish

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3d

Moots’n Doots’n boogie!

1 2

Reposted by surdfish

tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going as Smirch for Halloween this year. Hope no one makes fun of me

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 3d

Be the smirch you want to see in the world.

1 2

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 3d

The sweet smell of free trade 🤧🤪

Reposted by surdfish

Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 3d

Oooo, fancy. My asshole thanks you.

1 2

surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 3d

I got you, Jenn🩷 They're Hello Kitty brand, extra-quilted ply from Japan 🧻🤗

2 2

Reposted by surdfish

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 4d

I wish I could have stated that I could finally fart with confidence.

My butthole told me otherwise.

8 16

Reposted by surdfish

Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3d

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

11 68 180

Reposted by surdfish

Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4d

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

12 57 160

Reposted by surdfish

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 3d

The killer won't be caught. We were all very tired and depressed. "I'm the killer! I killed them!" he eventually yelled. But none of us could even be bothered to get up off the couch and arrest him. Seeing our lethargy, the killer started to cry. He joined us on the couch. We watched Netflix.