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Dan Cerinthedark
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Me to baby: say MA-MA
Baby: *dolphin noises*
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
just gonna say what we’re all thinking, Lassie’s face is tooo looooong
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
as a married man I only wear black sweats to shroud my package in mystery
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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One muffaletta. Extra muff, please.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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You know it's bad pizza when it comes with dipping sauce
May 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Gen Rx discovering Phil Collins

🎶 pharma su su ceuticals 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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tried to say I sweeten my tea with lemon only but it came out as women only and now I’d like to have some tea sweetened with women pls
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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some of y'all have never cried while listening to whoomp there it is and it shows
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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i sneezed twice in a row so now i am being sent off to a seaside village to take dreamy walks and breathe the clean salt air until my inevitably swift demise
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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holidays can be especially triggering when grieving someone you tie so closely to the season. last year I cried any time I heard a Christmas song and looked down at my feet to avoid holiday decor.

but I lit a Christmas-y pine candle tonight and though my eyes are tearing up, it smells lovely 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Question marks just interrupt the flow like oh your curiosity is a whirlpool? Well then I shall satisfy it in some opposite direction so my encyclopedias don't capsize
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Why don't I have a bluesky boyfriend? Everyone has a bluesky boyfriend. Is it because I have successfully grafted a shoe on to my face? Is that intimidating to men? Just call me ShoeFace, it's fine.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I went for a walk in a forest today. I didn't find any answers and now I have a whole lot of questions about beavers
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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mooed swings
sad cow disease ☹️
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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rolling a critical fail on lighting the blunt and burning my eyebrows off
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
blue J stands for Blue Joshua
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM