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Sam 🎃
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Inventor of caramel apple nachos
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Having a Coke Zero for the first time in months, feels like straight up drugs.
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many of you
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Iowa, Tama County, Tax Records, 1865-1939
Someone here mentioned there’s going to be lot of land for sale in Iowa after the soy debacle, perfect for data centers, and maybe that was part of the point.
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I wrote a song about one of the characters from this show as part of my January songwriting challenge 🥲

josaleighpollett.bandcamp.com/track/jan-28...
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Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz
Jimmy Stewart could never
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Invented caramel apple nachos at dessert tonight. Could probably qualify for a Nobel peace prize, if anybody wants to run that up the chain.
The front desk lady at the optometrist whispered to me that her boss hates her hot dog bird, so I filled out a comment card saying it was my favorite thing about the place
I put an ancient curse on the back of all their heads. Clean, untraceable.
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I love illustrations of Mothman that are like this
Buying underwear with little ghosts and black cats on them for mental health purposes
Are the other 40 year olds not awake at 7 am thinking about gay cartoons?
We need ND Stevenson to give Rainbow Brite the She-Ra treatment, it’s begging for an everyone is gay reboot
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Did he save up his poop for the plane, or did he have to buy lots of poop?
Aw I got in trouble for leading walkouts too 🧡
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enters your home and does this
Lit a fire, communing with Dolly