jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
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jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
· Nov 11
you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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Unified Theory of "Everyone Is Twelve" has broken Bluesky containment
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unified Theory of "Everyone Is Twelve" has broken Bluesky containment
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
politely asking the mall Santa for a silver bullet that will obliterate my constant internal monologue
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
politely asking the mall Santa for a silver bullet that will obliterate my constant internal monologue
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
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Realize, first, that you’ve already assumed a chicken acknowledges the existence of a road and recognizes two sides of said road.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Realize, first, that you’ve already assumed a chicken acknowledges the existence of a road and recognizes two sides of said road.
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Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!
it’s the most overstimulating time of the year
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it’s the most overstimulating time of the year
happy thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
happy thanksgiving!
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Campbell's Soup exec calling R&D "Wait, CAN we 3D print a chicken?!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Campbell's Soup exec calling R&D "Wait, CAN we 3D print a chicken?!"
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social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
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Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Nothing like looking at different screens after a hard day of looking at screens
ｌｏｇｇｉｎｇ ｏｎ
a man sits in a chair with his legs crossed
Alt: maxell ad guy sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ｌｏｇｇｉｎｇ ｏｎ
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The gravy I ordered is on the way
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The gravy I ordered is on the way
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Deep in the Password Reset Experience
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Deep in the Password Reset Experience
almost time to take out the Toyotathon decorations from the garage
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
almost time to take out the Toyotathon decorations from the garage
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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The Mamdani Effect, folks
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Mamdani Effect, folks
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I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
petition to classify the use of fabric softener as a war crime
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
petition to classify the use of fabric softener as a war crime
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
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in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
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"The strategic adversary is fascism... the fascism in us all, in our heads and in our everyday behavior, the fascism that causes us to love power, to desire the very thing that dominates and exploits us."
Michel Foucault
Michel Foucault
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"The strategic adversary is fascism... the fascism in us all, in our heads and in our everyday behavior, the fascism that causes us to love power, to desire the very thing that dominates and exploits us."
Michel Foucault
Michel Foucault
nightmare blunt rotation
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
nightmare blunt rotation