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enrico pallazzo

@pimecorp.bsky.social

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Nov 11

you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 2d

Always rootin for shit that ain’t gonna happen

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9d

every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 14h

optometrist (using the lens machine thing): which one looks better, 1 or 2?

me, about to ask them to switch back and forth for the 3rd time: is the sweet release of oblivion an option

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 14h

Always the shitposter, never the raconteur.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 11d

If I ever have to prove that I am not my clone, the real me remembers when Wendy’s had those tables printed with old timey newspapers

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 2d

everyone says they love to travel, but most of them are pretty stressed out when they regain consciousness loaded into my trebuchet

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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social · 25d

This stuff that sounds like flavor text from a video game set in the near future is in fact from The Economic Times.

Article extract:
AI Psychosis is piling up the threat
Adding to the unease, Microsoft's AI chief Mustafa Suleyman has warned of a growing mental health crisis field by "AI psychosis." He cautions that users are forming dangerous attachments to chatbots, mistaking them for conscious or even divine beings. Psychiatrists report risings cases of obsession, while critics fear thus blurring of reality could spark misguided calls for AI rights.

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 25d

soon i will delete the entire internet

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 16h

Yard skeletons are not yet gigantic enough. We must strive on.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

finally done with my shift manning phones for the antifa pledge drive

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · 5d

everything’s a diabolical dumpster fire so instead here are my sweet girls doing what they do best

two Boston terriers cuddling on a bed with blankets

enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · 10d

long-term nationwide Stanford prison experiment

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · 17d

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · 22d

one of my favorite musical collabs of the past decade 🤘

The Garden - "Thy Mission" (feat. Mac DeMarco)

YouTube video by Epitaph Records

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 23d

Does anyone know in Tuesday's Rapture if these folks get lifted right out of their cars or if the vehicles ascend with them? This is my first Rapture and I'm trying to plan my commute.

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 22d

let's spend the beautiful golden autumnal equinox indoors online together

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · 22d

It’s mass religious psychosis, Charlie Brown.

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Sep 12

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a man in a military uniform is sitting in front of a screen with a picture of a man on it .

Alt: Billy Joel flipping over a table in the We Didn't Start the Fire music video

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Jul 28

five minutes after telling everyone you're taking a social media break

A skeleton doing an aerial on a skateboard through a graveyard. The bottom of the skateboard deck design reads "I'M BACK!"

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Sep 9

these two girls rule the house now

blurry action shot of two Boston Terriers playing

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Aug 28

threat level: “pumpkin is back!”

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Aug 27

customer support call center scripts as postmodern kabuki theater

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enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Aug 25

uhh he's still mad about a movie that came out three years ago...like doesn't he have businesses to run and stuff?

enrico pallazzo @pimecorp.bsky.social · Aug 25

hanging in there...nice to see you around these parts!

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · Aug 22

I want to be the account you don't follow that occasionally appears on your timeline and causes you to become irrationally angry. It's what I live for.

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