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thecard.bsky.social
The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 45m
Since losing my mom, it feels like my life has been dominated by anticipating bad things happening and doing my best to enjoy myself between bad things happening but being unable to do so because I know bad things are going to happen.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game World Mental Health Day.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 10h
“Why is your self-esteem so low?”

Because I’ve been sharing my creative output online since 2007.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 10h
A new Lion King movie is reportedly in development, so Disney has the chance to do the funniest thing.
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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 11h
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
Very true.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
New comic! Wherein the guys post-game World Mental Health Day.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14h
Appreciate your heroes (and your soup).
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe that's why they're throwing stuff.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15h
So angels are just throwing rocks at us?
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15h
I could teach a masterclass in not really knowing what a masterclass is.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
“Can’t stop, won’t stop.”
- My intrusive thoughts
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
"Can you beer me now?"
- The Verizon guy when times are tough
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
It'd be pretty cool if Hugh Laurie got himself arrested just to generate a slew of "HOUSE ARREST" taglines.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Nope, but I very much appreciate you taking the time to ask.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Just call me the cost of living, because I’m spiraling out of control.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Charlie Brown and the football, except it's me as a kid clinging to the belief that the next Simpsons game would be the *good* Simpsons game.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 1d
#OnThisDay October 12, 1992, "The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare" was released in North America by Sculptured Software for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. #TheSimpsons
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
The agnostic cut of the ninth Friday the 13th film is entitled "Jason Goes to Hell. Or He Rots in the Ground. Who's to Say?"
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Sure, I'm unhinged, but not in an "inexplicably get elected president twice" way.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
'Bout to install Windows 11 like
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2d
LOL! It honestly wasn’t that funny (like most of my stuff).
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