Dubious Genius
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It's really more of a shame helix...
January 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's really more of a shame helix...
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
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When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When I was just a little boy
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
I asked my father, “What will I be?
Will I be handsome, will I be rich?”
Here's what he said to me
No.
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In addition to a license to kill, James Bond has a fishing permit and has written permission to breed ferrets.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In addition to a license to kill, James Bond has a fishing permit and has written permission to breed ferrets.
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So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
November 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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[MI6 Induction]
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
October 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
[MI6 Induction]
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
JAMES BOND: Welcome to Spying 101.
101: Thanks 007, it's great to be here.
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my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
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Everybody feels sorry for the person who steps on Lego, but what about the one who's left to pick up the pieces?
October 15, 2023 at 6:58 AM
Everybody feels sorry for the person who steps on Lego, but what about the one who's left to pick up the pieces?
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They say the best revenge is a life well lived but the most cathartic revenge is hiding a noisemaker in their house that beeps at random times
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They say the best revenge is a life well lived but the most cathartic revenge is hiding a noisemaker in their house that beeps at random times
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Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
Sure, you can make it look like anyone has said terrible things, if you take all the terrible things they've said, and put them together.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sure, you can make it look like anyone has said terrible things, if you take all the terrible things they've said, and put them together.
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SPEECH THERAPIST: okay let’s start with the alphabet
SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree
SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments
SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree
SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments
November 17, 2023 at 12:49 AM
SPEECH THERAPIST: okay let’s start with the alphabet
SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree
SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments
SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree
SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments
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I listened to the two minute silence on BBC Radio 4 for Remembrance Sunday and I'm pretty sure they simply broadcast a repeat of the same silence they used last year. Disgraceful.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I listened to the two minute silence on BBC Radio 4 for Remembrance Sunday and I'm pretty sure they simply broadcast a repeat of the same silence they used last year. Disgraceful.
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Losing the will to live is about the journey, not the destination.
March 20, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Losing the will to live is about the journey, not the destination.
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a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust
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"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out