Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
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All of my stories are true.
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can't post right now I'm still in my reply-guy getup
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
can't post right now I'm still in my reply-guy getup
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1500 beers would fix me
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
1500 beers would fix me
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i'm up and around people and it's as tiresome as it sounds
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i'm up and around people and it's as tiresome as it sounds
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I cooked 22 pounds of bird meat, please respond
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I cooked 22 pounds of bird meat, please respond
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In honor of Caturday, I’ll be taking a nap
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In honor of Caturday, I’ll be taking a nap
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Loitering in this liminal space between banal and brilliance.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Loitering in this liminal space between banal and brilliance.
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We went for a walk in the wild today.
Hicks got to meet lots of people, which is his favourite thing.
Cake was eaten, herons, long tailed tits, and squirrels were spotted, and a nice old guy complimented me on my “tremendous hat”
Lovely.
#NoDoomHere
Hicks got to meet lots of people, which is his favourite thing.
Cake was eaten, herons, long tailed tits, and squirrels were spotted, and a nice old guy complimented me on my “tremendous hat”
Lovely.
#NoDoomHere
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We went for a walk in the wild today.
Hicks got to meet lots of people, which is his favourite thing.
Cake was eaten, herons, long tailed tits, and squirrels were spotted, and a nice old guy complimented me on my “tremendous hat”
Lovely.
#NoDoomHere
Hicks got to meet lots of people, which is his favourite thing.
Cake was eaten, herons, long tailed tits, and squirrels were spotted, and a nice old guy complimented me on my “tremendous hat”
Lovely.
#NoDoomHere
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I decided I needed a change, so I heated up some soup using the back burner. I don't often take risks this big, but sometimes it is needed.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I decided I needed a change, so I heated up some soup using the back burner. I don't often take risks this big, but sometimes it is needed.
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Black Friday Special: The last ounce of my patience. It's going fast, and I will not be restocking it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Black Friday Special: The last ounce of my patience. It's going fast, and I will not be restocking it.
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Got my cat a box and he just plays with the 72 inch plasma screen television that came in it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Got my cat a box and he just plays with the 72 inch plasma screen television that came in it.
I was weird with the postman. Again.
Now I have to move. Again.
Now I have to move. Again.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was weird with the postman. Again.
Now I have to move. Again.
Now I have to move. Again.
The reassuring throb of that mystery pain in my abdomen. Like an old friend. A sinister old friend.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The reassuring throb of that mystery pain in my abdomen. Like an old friend. A sinister old friend.
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I highly recommend hugging a kitty
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I highly recommend hugging a kitty
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i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
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Well, Aunt Linda, I ~was~ thankful for not having to speak in front of people
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Well, Aunt Linda, I ~was~ thankful for not having to speak in front of people
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today, she is thankful she is not a TURKEY
happy thanksgiving everybody. gobble gobble. love, squawky & i
happy thanksgiving everybody. gobble gobble. love, squawky & i
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
today, she is thankful she is not a TURKEY
happy thanksgiving everybody. gobble gobble. love, squawky & i
happy thanksgiving everybody. gobble gobble. love, squawky & i
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
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My favorite thing about the rain is everything.
March 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My favorite thing about the rain is everything.
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Uber Eats is sending me increasingly threatening emails.
LAST CHANCE JENNIFER
I'm afraid to stand near the window.
LAST CHANCE JENNIFER
I'm afraid to stand near the window.
July 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Uber Eats is sending me increasingly threatening emails.
LAST CHANCE JENNIFER
I'm afraid to stand near the window.
LAST CHANCE JENNIFER
I'm afraid to stand near the window.
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
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I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
"Nobody ever wins in war" - Thumbs.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Nobody ever wins in war" - Thumbs.
The Rock "The Rock" The Rock.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Rock "The Rock" The Rock.
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I’m not entering the Christmas promo scramble.
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
The Cat Operator's Manual - Get the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I’m not entering the Christmas promo scramble.
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com