Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
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adult content blockers stay on during sexts
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
adult content blockers stay on during sexts
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Good morning from Tunisia, where the sun is shining, and I now consist almost entirely of candied dates..
We got a room upgrade to a suite, as my wife is kind of a big deal.. 😬🍷
We got a room upgrade to a suite, as my wife is kind of a big deal.. 😬🍷
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Good morning from Tunisia, where the sun is shining, and I now consist almost entirely of candied dates..
We got a room upgrade to a suite, as my wife is kind of a big deal.. 😬🍷
We got a room upgrade to a suite, as my wife is kind of a big deal.. 😬🍷
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Don't hate the poem, hate the poet.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don't hate the poem, hate the poet.
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*sees a bear in the forest* i have brought you this salmon flavored vape, my king
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*sees a bear in the forest* i have brought you this salmon flavored vape, my king
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Watching Wings of Desire with an animated mouse detective & his sidekick, Gaston.
August 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Watching Wings of Desire with an animated mouse detective & his sidekick, Gaston.
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The word for today is: diabolique.
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The word for today is: diabolique.
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A French mouse detective that gasps & exclaims "diabolique!" when they're on to something.
August 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A French mouse detective that gasps & exclaims "diabolique!" when they're on to something.
Why do I have hundreds of pictures of people's spines saved and organised in an album?
It's my back catalogue.
It's my back catalogue.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why do I have hundreds of pictures of people's spines saved and organised in an album?
It's my back catalogue.
It's my back catalogue.
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Breaking in and padlocking your bread bin so you cannot easily access baked goods.
Mouse detective: *Gasps* "Diabolique!"
Mouse detective: *Gasps* "Diabolique!"
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Breaking in and padlocking your bread bin so you cannot easily access baked goods.
Mouse detective: *Gasps* "Diabolique!"
Mouse detective: *Gasps* "Diabolique!"
Do they still make the renault 5?
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Do they still make the renault 5?
Never mind I did car wax and now I'm going over to valet their renault 5.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Never mind I did car wax and now I'm going over to valet their renault 5.
Is it ear wax or earwax, I need this sext to pop
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is it ear wax or earwax, I need this sext to pop
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the celebratory friday cheese has been consumed hence the weekend may now commence
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the celebratory friday cheese has been consumed hence the weekend may now commence
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technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it
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How often should I be reposting my posts to ensure that no one can ignore my nonsense
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
How often should I be reposting my posts to ensure that no one can ignore my nonsense
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On the bright side, we now need a much smaller venue for the Bsky prom.
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
On the bright side, we now need a much smaller venue for the Bsky prom.
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data so cold compression is in frostbytes
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
data so cold compression is in frostbytes
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Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
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Bringing a Bert to an Ernie fight.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Bringing a Bert to an Ernie fight.
What do you think my wrestler name should be?
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What do you think my wrestler name should be?
Tim "Fools Gold" Iron-Pyrite.
Tim "Father Tim" Priest-Church
"Golden" Gordon Fisty-Strongman
?
Tim "Father Tim" Priest-Church
"Golden" Gordon Fisty-Strongman
?
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tim "Fools Gold" Iron-Pyrite.
Tim "Father Tim" Priest-Church
"Golden" Gordon Fisty-Strongman
?
Tim "Father Tim" Priest-Church
"Golden" Gordon Fisty-Strongman
?
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And yet somehow McCartney remains a free man, despite his crimes
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
And yet somehow McCartney remains a free man, despite his crimes