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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 9d
And then, some of a sudden…
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 18m
You’ve been cordially uninvited.
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 20m
Monkey in the middle of nowhere.
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 20m
We have nothing to fear but—holy shit what was that?!
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 23m
It’s the ghosts with the fitted sheets you gotta watch out for.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 7d
Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8d
When you wonder why you can’t have nice things, know it’s because you forgot how to be one.
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 1d
dont push me bro im full of bean dinner
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d
You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.
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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1d
Man standing outside restaurant

I see fed people
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 21h
A silent but deadly brain fart.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 4d
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23h
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Jun 9
You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 22h
you should get a little more
serious about being an idiot
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altaudge.ruins.party
✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 21h
today i saw a man raking leaves in the street
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
men fear her. coworkers hate her.
sorry, could you explain it to me like i have no idea what you're talking about
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 1d
Sending with gratitude now requires extra postage.
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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 1d
Parking passes feeling validated.
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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6d
If you have nothing nice to say get ya a bsky account
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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 4d
Be the smirch you want to see in the world.
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SolveForGenX @solveforgenx.bsky.social · 1d
Sports betting ads are the new pharmaceutical ads

*send skeet*
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d
i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet
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