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SolveForGenX
@solveforgenx.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Guys, thanks for reading my posts
Now if you could just…
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Now if you could just…
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Hoarding is when you collect keep valuable things
Device Hoarding is when you collect and keep your money instead of using it to buy something you don’t need from a vampiric corporation
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Device Hoarding is when you collect and keep your money instead of using it to buy something you don’t need from a vampiric corporation
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November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hoarding is when you collect keep valuable things
Device Hoarding is when you collect and keep your money instead of using it to buy something you don’t need from a vampiric corporation
🧛
Device Hoarding is when you collect and keep your money instead of using it to buy something you don’t need from a vampiric corporation
🧛
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
DEEZ NUTZ!! GOT EM!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
DEEZ NUTZ!! GOT EM!!
When did we start accepting the phrases “be so serious” and “be so for real right now”?
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When did we start accepting the phrases “be so serious” and “be so for real right now”?
If you’re REALLY interested in learning about horrible immigrant crime waves, may I suggest this starting point…
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you’re REALLY interested in learning about horrible immigrant crime waves, may I suggest this starting point…
Don’t even give the “immigrants crime wave!” bullshit any air by rebutting it with the facts that show it’s bullshit
They don’t care
Stephen Miller is a racist ass Nazi just doing racist ass Nazi shit
Fuck that guy
They don’t care
Stephen Miller is a racist ass Nazi just doing racist ass Nazi shit
Fuck that guy
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don’t even give the “immigrants crime wave!” bullshit any air by rebutting it with the facts that show it’s bullshit
They don’t care
Stephen Miller is a racist ass Nazi just doing racist ass Nazi shit
Fuck that guy
They don’t care
Stephen Miller is a racist ass Nazi just doing racist ass Nazi shit
Fuck that guy
H. Rap Brown died
That’s a name I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Public Enemy, because our schools don’t talk about Black Liberation
That’s a name I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Public Enemy, because our schools don’t talk about Black Liberation
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
H. Rap Brown died
That’s a name I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Public Enemy, because our schools don’t talk about Black Liberation
That’s a name I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Public Enemy, because our schools don’t talk about Black Liberation
The only J. Epstein I recognize
RIP
- signed, Epstein’s Mom
RIP
- signed, Epstein’s Mom
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The only J. Epstein I recognize
RIP
- signed, Epstein’s Mom
RIP
- signed, Epstein’s Mom
Eleven??
She’s gotta be 20 by now
She’s gotta be 20 by now
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November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Eleven??
She’s gotta be 20 by now
She’s gotta be 20 by now
I can’t look at your food pictures today
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I can’t look at your food pictures today
One thing from Thanksgiving that has stayed with me over the years is a limp from rupturing my hamstring playing flag football at my in-laws’
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November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
One thing from Thanksgiving that has stayed with me over the years is a limp from rupturing my hamstring playing flag football at my in-laws’
🫶 🦃 🤕 🙏
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Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals!
Urologist: and lastly, could you please stop referring to your prostate biopsy on the patient survey as “butt stuff”?
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Urologist: and lastly, could you please stop referring to your prostate biopsy on the patient survey as “butt stuff”?
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Dentist: how often do you floss?
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dentist: how often do you floss?
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
A week or so into taking a glp-1 and I can tell you of an ENORMOUS problem
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A week or so into taking a glp-1 and I can tell you of an ENORMOUS problem
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
Look, I can’t be expected to *gestures vaguely*
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Look, I can’t be expected to *gestures vaguely*
Dear Tepublicans, or is it Tpublicans?
- Donald J Trump, moron
- Donald J Trump, moron
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dear Tepublicans, or is it Tpublicans?
- Donald J Trump, moron
- Donald J Trump, moron
*leans back in rocking chair*
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
*leans back in rocking chair*
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
Still not recovered from completing the Barbenheimmer
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Still not recovered from completing the Barbenheimmer
GlobalProtect: That Page Isn’t Working Right Now
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
GlobalProtect: That Page Isn’t Working Right Now
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hot Sports Take - DMV Edition
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hot Sports Take - DMV Edition
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
My reporting has indicated that Donald Trump may fire FBI Director Kash Patel because they can’t see eye-to-eye
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November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My reporting has indicated that Donald Trump may fire FBI Director Kash Patel because they can’t see eye-to-eye
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Wouldn’t you need 25 people to make an actual human centipede?
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
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November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wouldn’t you need 25 people to make an actual human centipede?
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ