SolveForGenX
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Guys, thanks for reading my posts

Now if you could just…

*turns screen*
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Really in need of a Nora Ephron style Autumnal city montage right about now
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Funny story

When we were in Dublin (brag) we went to a bookstore (brag) and I got two (2!) books called Gliff and Glyph, but Ali Smith and Percival Everett respectively, and now Smith is coming out with another called Glyph

There’s no punchline

Okay so not haha funny
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Just started a new book (Gliff, by the amazing Ali Smith) and there’s a horse

Stopped reading to Google if the horse dies because these are not “the animal dies” times

Not only can I not, I simply will not
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No spoilers, but I shall continue reading
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So anyway as I was saying…
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Just started a new book (Gliff, by the amazing Ali Smith) and there’s a horse

Stopped reading to Google if the horse dies because these are not “the animal dies” times

Not only can I not, I simply will not
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Me: I don’t understand how you can be late every day. Why don’t you just start 5 minutes earlier?

Her: *starts 5 minutes earlier…*

Me: there you go!

Her, maintaining steady eye contact: *… takes 7 minutes longer.”

Me: wut

Her: 😏
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They say “we’ve got the meats” but they don’t tell you what kind and honestly, smart move
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FIFA World Cup Opening Ceremony is in 239 days, but sure
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It’s the oxygen level up there

Gotta pace yourself
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Colonizers getting uncomfortable 🫡
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We may not be able to drive for shit, but we are … Maryland 🦀 🫡
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And is this how people feel about the Chiefs instead of the Patriots?
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Do people really hate the Dodgers the way normal people hate the Yankees?
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That he’s a lesbian? (Complimentary)
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I think it’s pretty much bullshit that at my age I haven’t been part of a podcast yet

Real failure of imagination there, guys
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Do people really hate the Dodgers the way normal people hate the Yankees?
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So sorry, RFK Jr has actually banned this barely-known band

Banned band
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What, what, WHAT is happening here?
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Dustin Hightower is a legit decent porn name
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I said three stars

Because it’s about a planet that has three…

You know what? Do better 🙄
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Reading Cixin Liu’s The Three-Body Problem and you guys there’s like no swinging in this at all

Still, three stars

😐
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Bothers me when I see word-for-word posts that don’t credit the original

It’s almost time for people to start posting this classic as their own

#watchingyou 👀 #halloween 🎃
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Ordered two things from overseas recently and waiting to see if I’ll need a second mortgage to pay the tarrifs

#deminimis
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Name and shame, please
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to get through this thing called life…

Me: let me stop you right there, Prince
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I mean, I know our math scores are bad, but… bruh