Dawn of the Paul Riddell
@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
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Former carnivorous plant gallery owner, recovering writer, custodian and chef to Parker the lynx-point Siamese. New project: St. Remedius Medical College. http://www.stremedius.com “…one of Dallas’s best eccentrics.” - Dallas Observer
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New Perennial introduction, now Substack-free:
1989-2002: Angry young essayist for a range of now-forgotten magazines and weekly newspapers.
2008-2023: Owner/operator of Dallas’s pretty much only carnivorous plant gallery.
2024-Present: Trying this writing thing again. www.stremedius.com
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
So do roadrunners. Better: they can hop from branch to branch, or they’ll climb straight up, using their wings to clamp into the trunk. (Want to get an idea of a dromeosaur climbing up trees? Watch roadrunners do it first.)
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Now that’s an exception that’s reasonable. I just got really tired of magazines and anthologies where the editor published their own work under the guise of “Oh, my staff (people dependent on editor good graces to stay employed) thought it was so good it HAD to be included.” Sure, Jan.
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Any fiction editor who publishes their own work in their own publication, when they have a full mailbox of solicited submissions, loses a finger each time. (It’s not as bad as it was in the 1990s, but without eternal vigilance, it could happen again.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Yup. I can still rattle off my old number from 1972: I had a teacher who tested us on our numbers in first grade so we could rattle it off when asked.
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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instbirdpop.bsky.social
🪶 In the Ojibwe language, the word for chickadee is gijigijigaaneshiinh. To hear it pronounced (it sounds really cool) visit ojibwe.lib.umn.edu/m...
Photo of a Black-capped Chickadee by Chad Hordewel. A speech bubble from the bird's mouth says "Hi, I'm gijigijigaaneshiinh"
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
He never stopped. That said, he left “Savant” 25 years ago because of my rankness…
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Quantis, the Koala That Walks Like A Man vs. Johnni DC, in the rematch of the age!
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
(Thanks to you, when I’m asked in job interviews “Who’s the best Captain, Kirk or Picard?”, I answer “Freeman” instead of my standbys, “Lochley, Dallas, or Rhodes.”)
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Lower Decks got me back into Star Trek, after a 35-year hiatus. Thank you for everything: my girlfriend is now sick of being compared to Tendi.
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sardonicus.eu
It would seem I am not allowed to put any more books on the shelf.
The greatest cat in the world on a book shelf.
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Tired: collecting story ideas in a notebook.
Wired: going through the notebook and realizing that notes taken 2 years and a week ago all coalesce into a (reasonably) coherent story.
Inspired: New St. Remedius installments coming your way this week, including new food truck/restaurant stories.
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edzitron.com
wish there was a way to autoblock everybody who posts the same joke every time
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Back in the Aughts, the CIA efforts at A&M were so extensive that the CIA was buying radio ads in Dallas looking for recruits. That's why I started joking about comparable Spring Break recruiting efforts with UNIT. (25 years later, it's led to a whole weird line of stories involving St. Remedius.)
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
And not “ironically,” either. Go into it with hopes of seeing something new, and knowing that there might only be a crumb of wonder in an otherwise stultifying mess. Watch it once, take the crumb, and move on. Watch it twice or more, and we move into Proverbs 26:11 territory.
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scifri.bsky.social
"In no other field is there such a disconnect between the stirring conclusions reached and the sheer monotony of the daily grind," writes author Sam Kean about archeology. Then, he met a group of scientists putting ideas about the past to the test.
To Understand Ancient Beer, Try Brewing It Yourself
Author Sam Kean writes about how experimental archaeology engages the senses and offers an intimate look into ancient history.
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davidgerard.co.uk
I absolutely assure you my viewers that I will abuse the piss out of the responsibility of this account and post whatever shit floats into my brain. this is my promise to you all. indeed it is a categorical moral imperative to be on bleusky.
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joschuaknuppe.bsky.social
Lemuria's bushlands are on fire!
#Paleostream! www.twitch.tv/paleostream
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octopusgallery.bsky.social
“It’s Tuesday,” said Hermann, dropping his head into his hands. “We’re supposed to be playing bridge tonight, not practicing necromancy.”
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bingcailiu.bsky.social
Excited to share our research on the evolution of fossil forests from the Devonian to Jurassic! By analyzing 38 global fossil forests, we explored key parameters to better understand how these fossil forests developed over time.

doi.org/10.1016/j.ea...
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
I’m waiting for the simulations of people who never posted pictures of themselves online, and the AI has to resort to old LiveJournal icons.
jordanscarroll.bsky.social
it sucks that when the post-singularity AI decides to create simulations of us all it's mainly going to go off data from all the garbage things we did on the internet. I feel sorry for my sentient replicas.