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Paul Riddell
@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Former carnivorous plant gallery owner, custodian and chef to Parker the lynx-point Siamese.
New project: The Annals of St. Remedius Medical College. http://www.stremedius.com
“Riddell, I like your writing, but DAMN you're weird!" - Harlan Ellison
"Government by Dallas commercial real estate slumlords for Dallas commercial real estate slumlords."
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
To convince people to leave diluted glue alone when I'd store it in the fridge, I labeled the bottle "BAT SEMEN." One actually opened it to make sure.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Anybody else reminded of the Winchester House?
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And for everyone not familiar with the 10-Kilo Lint-Coveted Breast Implant and his wildly mutable appearance: stremedius.com/mandatory-pa...
Mandatory Parker
Backstory on the Lint-Covered Breast Implant In which the Annals of St. Remedius Medical College readers learn more about Parker, the self-described “Lint-Covered Breast Implant,” his a…
stremedius.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That tracks.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“I’m afraid so, Charlie Brown. But isn’t it NICE?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM