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Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner. No Christmas until after my birthday.
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"Dickensian"
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Behold, my COMPLETELY CLEAR Asana to-do list 😁This is a rare event.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"it has come to my notice that you are eating a Greggs' chicken bake for lunch, human."
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
According to the Graun's Budget calculator, I will be £0 better off. But all the questions are about booze and cars, and I neither drink nor have a car. None is about pension contributions/salary sacrifice for anything else so I deduce this tool is garbage www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Budget 2025 calculator: find out if you are better or worse off
Use our interactive tool to see how you have been affected by Rachel Reeves’s tax and spending announcements
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I was given a "boudoir shoot" for my 50th. Hated every minute of it. The photos are fine, but they're not me at all and I really dislike the aesthetic - it didn't feel empowering to contort myself into uncomfortable porny positions. I appreciated the thought of the gift, but I've chucked the pics.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
All right, Benjamin Button
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house, I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres.
September 19, 2023 at 10:37 AM
I love the Merl, but honestly, nobody needs a two-part conversation with Monbiot. Get an editor, for God's sake.
New Absolute Units is live! Listen to part 2 of our conversation with @georgemonbiot.bsky.social.

We discuss the history of land access and capitalism, the ramifications of enclosure on Britain's former colonies, and the necessary work of de-enclosure today.

merl.reading.ac.uk/explore/abso...
Absolute Units podcast - The Museum of English Rural Life
Come for the big sheep. Stay for the history of rural England and its people.
merl.reading.ac.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
did a double-take at "Quark AI" as anyone of my sort of generation who worked on newspapers will, as I did, immediately think of Quark Express, god rest its soul
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Anyway, today is my brother's birthday, and we are the same age from today until my birthday next week. I sometimes wonder how my then very young parents (they were 22 and 23 when they married) coped with having two babies so close together
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Daphne has cancelled all day-two Budget commentary and emergency podcasts.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
why does the useless bloody ICO allow absolute bullshit like this cookie tool? It's designed to be difficult to reject cookies; you have to find each toggle and turn it off and there's no way to reject them all.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hugely looking forward to seeing this year's Scrooge in the wonderful Old Vic production of A Christmas Carol with m'chum @clarem.bsky.social www.thetimes.com/culture/thea...
A Christmas Carol review — Old Vic hit debuts one of its best Scrooges
A lean, spiky Paul Hilton takes on the role played by Christopher Eccleston and Rhys Ifans in this still tremendous London festive favourite
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I honestly don't know why anyone goes in to politics, especially at a senior level. Almost none of the commentary is in good faith or focused on the substance; it's all soapy drama and sniping.
I see the most important thing about the budget is what it means for Rachel Reeves’ career prospects and not… what it means for the economy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sad to see Joan Templeman has died - I met her several times on press trips in the 90s and she was always good, down-to-earth company. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sir Richard Branson 'heartbroken' as wife Joan Templeman dies aged 80
Sir Richard said she was
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
yeah, I know, #notallmen, but jesus h fucking christ, *these* men
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
there is now just one (1) thing on my Asana to-do list, and it's editing a piece that a) will be beautifully written and b) is by a colleague in the US who's off now for Thanksgiving anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
please please please @bsky.app, give us the ability to turn off 's RTs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
two thoughts on Farage's youthful bullying racism: first, yeah, I do absolutely believe the people speaking up about this now, because bullying stays with you. I still remember specific incidents of being bullied as a kid 50-odd years ago.
Danny Kruger says he feels sorry for Nigel Farage getting all this unfair criticism. That's his main thought on the matter.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Babe, what's the matter? You've not hung your decorations of a psychopathic abuser, despot and ruthless serial killer of his wives on your tree!
We have the full set of Henry VIII and his wives as Christmas decorations, but you don't HAVE to use them as decorations...

(We should point out that they're not sold as toys, but we're sure they're safe for adults to play with!) #ChristmasGifts

shop.maryrose.org/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Looks like the OBR panic deleted the document.

The good news is that I don't think anyone noticed.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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OBR_Economic_and_fiscal_outlook_November_2025_FINAL_FINAL_V9_DONOTPUBLISH_EMBARGO_USETHISONE.pdf
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
in the year of our lord twenty twenty five when many retailers can do next-day delivery, it should not be too much to ask some other retailers that they bestir themselves to ship an order within a day or so. Why yes I am waiting for something I ordered last week to ship, ffs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"

The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM