Nicola
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scrapegroat.bsky.social
Restring my zither please
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Idea: foxes that don't sound like a human being murdered in your garden
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Tariffs on frog suits now at 99999%
stevesparshott.bsky.social
How do we get 100 Mr Blobby suits over to Portland?
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Oh that's even worse. At least they gave me the flu jab. (Asthmatic)
scrapegroat.bsky.social
My pharmacist had to explain to all the people that had been offered a COVID jab with their flu jab when booking (like I was last week) that they aren't entitled to a free one and the booking form was lying.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
RSV is going around. My mum had a bad case of it confirmed because she was hospitalised. Round the same time my son and I both got a nasty virus that knocked us out for a few days and made us v wheezy. Wasn't Covid.
But there are lots of respiratory viruses.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Stupid hidden picture. Idiots. Bastards.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Well having failed at unzoomed today I'm happy to have found something I can achieve. Thank you for lack of gif.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Bad weekend ahead for you. Sorry Dean.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I was about to give up and found the 12th one. Send £10 and I'll send you the answers.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
The middle one would get stuck
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Well you have slightly different rules because I wouldn't unfollow and mute you but also you wouldn't send me a gif so you're in a different category.
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thegibbon.bsky.social
I guess if it isn't 9.8m/s² then the implications for the stability of the entire planet really are pretty alarming
scrapegroat.bsky.social
There should be a sign on them saying "twinned with"
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Most people who send me gifs get unfollowed after repeat offences but he evades these rules even though he really should know better.
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scrapegroat.bsky.social
Don't waste your "only person allowed to send me GIFs" free pass.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I say "the most recent" but I'm updating work that I did based on it more than 5 years ago and I can't see that's actually changed since then.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Wtf is a bassoon Bocal and how big is it?
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I am excited to announce that while the most recent Google product categorisation structure includes specific categories for "train whistle", "Bassoon Bocal", "Bassoon parts" AND "bassoon small parts", the words "ukulele", "banjo" and "mandolin" are entirely absent from the document.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Outside of London loads of pubs are dead quiet even at 9pm. I think cost is the big driving factor. I'm a grown adult and can rarely afford an evening in the pub, how are young people going to scratch up the cash for more than one pint a week?