My son peeled a banana the unconventional and apparently better way last night and I rightly told him that would cause him to be haunted by clowns. He asked if that's why monkeys are so jumpy.

That is what people do it is true

I am not sure that's fair. "I turn down AI options whenever they are visibly presented to me" is a defendable position when other people are telling you how they have added AI tools to their work or personal life through choice.

Cannot confirm

After the third parse I understand this joke

That's Gavin's alt

It's ok to believe there is more than one welsh man on the internet (there are two)

Luckily I've never made a mistake in my life.

Air BnB kept trying to sell me places in a location and for dates that I'd already booked on Airbnb. YES THANK YOU I AM ALREADY IN PORTLAND YOU KNOW THIS.

This throws into confusion all the wonderful things I believed about this benevolent man

Ok Ricky

For a whole year at college (because I am so quirky and cool) a group of friends called me Dermot because the one I met first introduced me as that. Some of them didn't know it wasn't my name for most of the time I knew them.

Who the fuck is Bev. I swear that said because when I hit send.

Some nicknames really jar Bev's of your own associations with that name. I dabbled with being a Nikkie in my teens but Nicky? Absolutely not no never nohow. Who the fuck is Nicky.

Very strange how it works. My good friends and family all know they can call me Nic and that's fine. A colleague started addressing me as Nicky in emails yesterday (which tends to happen if people have another Nicky in their life) and I was appalled.

No one asked you