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Riff Conner
@rifflesby.bsky.social
Writer for the “of Loathing” series of video games. He/him
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tell your friends
tell your uncles and aunts
type it into the chat in ALL CAPS
tip your barista and then tell your barista
be like "Shadows Over Loathing is on the Sony Playstation store" every time your dentist takes her fingers out of your mouth
Shadows Over Loathing is (finally) available digitally on PlayStation 4 and 5!

store.playstation.com/en-us/search...
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the world is learning in realtime what the procgen community has known for years
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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crisped rice 👉 Rice Krispies
flaked corn 👉 Corn Flakes
looped fruit 👉 Froot Loops
puffed cocoa 👉 Cocoa Puffs
nutted grapes 👉 Grape-Nuts
jacked apples 👉 Apple Jacks

I'm so close to cracking the cereal-naming schema I can taste it
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The scariest thing about the King In Yellow is that Green Lantern can’t affect him.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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banks should allow for some light gambling. you should be able to rock paper scissors the teller for an extra five dollars
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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took a sleeper train to visit family, and while dozing had a dream that I was on Train Internet (a separate internet that could only be accessed while on a train). All I can remember of Train Internet is this meme, which I have dutifully reproduced here for the Regular Internet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Thoughts after playing the infuriatingly excellent deduction game at the worst possible time. (No significant spoilers)
Return of the Obra Dinn, or, Dead Men Tell Awesome Tales
Thoughts after playing the infuriatingly excellent deduction game at the worst possible time. (No significant spoilers)
spectrecollie.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Just because
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Guy who short sold hot cakes. One-liners with Tourette's
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Poor, fuzzy Flora.

You were doing so well until you weren't.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Fun news for puzzle fans! The golden hare from the 1979 armchair treasure hunt book Masquerade by Kit Williams will be auctioned at Sotheby's, estimated at a value of £15,000 to £20,000 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... (Who wants to crowdfund with me? 👀)
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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on one hand its a shame hotel dusk is stuck on the ds but at the same time i dont think there should be any other way to play it
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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happy birthday, dinner
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i cannot even begin to list all the dumb shit I've made npcs say purely to entertain myself
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.

Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".

🫠
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM