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Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
Wooly Mammoth experiencing Tar Lifestyle culture shock
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wooly Mammoth experiencing Tar Lifestyle culture shock
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
measuring a clown’s funny bone with calipers
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
measuring a clown’s funny bone with calipers
I like that tar is a horrible reeking bubbling thick black goo. If I came across that, sure yeah, I’d put a foot in, see what’s what. See if it has good foot feel
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I like that tar is a horrible reeking bubbling thick black goo. If I came across that, sure yeah, I’d put a foot in, see what’s what. See if it has good foot feel
Getting stuck in tar head first
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Getting stuck in tar head first
(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar
If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture
My clones hate when I harvest their organs, and more nuts jokes
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My clones hate when I harvest their organs, and more nuts jokes
Guy who short sold hot cakes. One-liners with Tourette's
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Guy who short sold hot cakes. One-liners with Tourette's
Picasso was living in Nazi occupied Paris. A Gestapo officer harassed him and searched his apartment. He found a photo of the mural 'Guernica' and asked, “Did you do that?”
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Picasso was living in Nazi occupied Paris. A Gestapo officer harassed him and searched his apartment. He found a photo of the mural 'Guernica' and asked, “Did you do that?”
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
Milking your prostate should create a separate substance called Butt Cum
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Milking your prostate should create a separate substance called Butt Cum
A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
Dinosaur bones are likely what made ancient people think of dragons. So they probably weren’t even that surprised when they found actual dragon bones
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dinosaur bones are likely what made ancient people think of dragons. So they probably weren’t even that surprised when they found actual dragon bones
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
Spy with a hidden capsule in their teeth containing a tooth in case they need to chew something
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Spy with a hidden capsule in their teeth containing a tooth in case they need to chew something
Reptile house with a sign on the wall that tells you all the similarities between crocodile and alligators, but none of their differences
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reptile house with a sign on the wall that tells you all the similarities between crocodile and alligators, but none of their differences
Mailmen should get free mail
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mailmen should get free mail
There’s no way pi is infinite . Circles usually aren’t even that big
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There’s no way pi is infinite . Circles usually aren’t even that big
If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking
If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly
All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
The gift horse saying and the Trojan horse legend give us conflicting perspectives on whether or not to check the insides of a free horse
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The gift horse saying and the Trojan horse legend give us conflicting perspectives on whether or not to check the insides of a free horse
Here's what's next 🦋
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's what's next 🦋