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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 7d

I feel like once every six months, I see a video that’s like “wind turbines are actually better if they look like this” and it’s like a tube or a snake or a cube or a wave or some shit and it’s like. Okay do that then

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 7d

Sometimes you won’t like someone subconsciously because of their pheromones. And it’s like sorry, but you were infrared stinky

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 8d

Guy who short sold hot cakes: no no no no no no no

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 10d

Lice are like bed bugs that specialize in the pillow region

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misspooki 🎃🦇 @misstsuki.bsky.social · 11d

Please watch this it’s so fucking funny

Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11d

Loyalty Cream

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11d

Loyalty Cream

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12d

working on an ai robot that can weld just to fuck with everyone’s backup job plan

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12d

What if the most interesting part of the podcast IS right up top - are you still going to play that clip right before the actual podcast starts

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 15d

I technically have an n-word pass. Not because of the Tourette’s, but because of my good standing with the community

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 16d

Not letting me make a clone army is low key eugenics …

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 18d

My AI girlfriend could beat up your AI girlfriend

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 18d

Where I’m from, we have a third thing besides the sun and the moon that comes out at dayight

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 18d

It’s truly so funny that calling yourself a sapiosexual is a stupid thing to do

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 19d

There’s something fascinating about everyone knowing who Charlie Kirk was to begin with. Like okay, we have all seen various debate clips? We all know he did that ? Even Stephen Miller ? Is Stephen Miller watching Jubilee TikTok clips? Flattening of algorithm .