Dev Petty
@devpetty.bsky.social
Children’s Author. Devout Californian.
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Dev Petty
@devpetty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.
Can we just reply to all these clips with cc: @jaketapper.bsky.social
Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
January 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Can we just reply to all these clips with cc: @jaketapper.bsky.social
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Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, are you watching this press conference? Would you happen to know any journalists with experience in writing about cognitive health?
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, are you watching this press conference? Would you happen to know any journalists with experience in writing about cognitive health?
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"Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE team at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with a group seeking to 'overturn election results in certain states,' and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data..."
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
"Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE team at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with a group seeking to 'overturn election results in certain states,' and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data..."
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Trump administration concedes DOGE team may have misused Social Security data
Some DOGE personnel had more access to data than previously acknowledged, according to a court filing.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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"Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE team at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with a group seeking to 'overturn election results in certain states,' and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data..."
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
"Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE team at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with a group seeking to 'overturn election results in certain states,' and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data..."
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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The inevitability of AI is now under threat from no one wanting to use it.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The inevitability of AI is now under threat from no one wanting to use it.
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
The important thing is I’m not demented or crippling stupid.
If your peace plan includes Vladimir Putin and excludes actual allies, it’s not peace. It’s submission.
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
The important thing is I’m not demented or crippling stupid.
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Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
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This was Mr Cavendish & Ellie last week all loopy from her dental appointment!
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This was Mr Cavendish & Ellie last week all loopy from her dental appointment!
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The 25th Amendment must be invoked by the cabinet. I’m all for pressuring them. Congressional Dems should lead the charge. Not on Bluesky or Threads. Let’s do it.
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The 25th Amendment must be invoked by the cabinet. I’m all for pressuring them. Congressional Dems should lead the charge. Not on Bluesky or Threads. Let’s do it.
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Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
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FYI: If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. Let that sink in.
Donald Trump is a deranged lunatic.
If ever there was a time for the 25th AMENDMENT, it's now.
Donald Trump is a deranged lunatic.
If ever there was a time for the 25th AMENDMENT, it's now.
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
FYI: If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. Let that sink in.
Donald Trump is a deranged lunatic.
If ever there was a time for the 25th AMENDMENT, it's now.
Donald Trump is a deranged lunatic.
If ever there was a time for the 25th AMENDMENT, it's now.
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To those who are claiming that it'd be too cruel and extreme for the EU to cut off American tourist visas now (or to otherwise sanction or inconvenience us Americans in any way)....
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
To those who are claiming that it'd be too cruel and extreme for the EU to cut off American tourist visas now (or to otherwise sanction or inconvenience us Americans in any way)....
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Northern California friends:
This is Marshmallow and he’s been at the shelter in Mendocino since August of 2005! and he’s running out of time.
He’s 5, mellow, knows commands cuddly, likes dogs, likes people. What more could you ask for?
Please share ❤️
www.mendoanimalshelter.com/dogblog/mars...
This is Marshmallow and he’s been at the shelter in Mendocino since August of 2005! and he’s running out of time.
He’s 5, mellow, knows commands cuddly, likes dogs, likes people. What more could you ask for?
Please share ❤️
www.mendoanimalshelter.com/dogblog/mars...
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Northern California friends:
This is Marshmallow and he’s been at the shelter in Mendocino since August of 2005! and he’s running out of time.
He’s 5, mellow, knows commands cuddly, likes dogs, likes people. What more could you ask for?
Please share ❤️
www.mendoanimalshelter.com/dogblog/mars...
This is Marshmallow and he’s been at the shelter in Mendocino since August of 2005! and he’s running out of time.
He’s 5, mellow, knows commands cuddly, likes dogs, likes people. What more could you ask for?
Please share ❤️
www.mendoanimalshelter.com/dogblog/mars...
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Democrats could act like a real opposition party, refusing to validate Trump malfeasance with votes, and setting up a shadow cabinet that regularly communicates how Democrats would be different. But nah.
It’s not only a majority of Democratic voters that hate this approach. US allies see it too.
It’s not only a majority of Democratic voters that hate this approach. US allies see it too.
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Democrats could act like a real opposition party, refusing to validate Trump malfeasance with votes, and setting up a shadow cabinet that regularly communicates how Democrats would be different. But nah.
It’s not only a majority of Democratic voters that hate this approach. US allies see it too.
It’s not only a majority of Democratic voters that hate this approach. US allies see it too.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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How is Trump pardoning a republican rep's meth dealer son not a major story at every media outlet right now? Given the pearl clutching over the pardon of Hunter Biden, has the GOP and corporate media suddenly started caring about addiction? Or is there just a double standard? (Rhetorical)
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
How is Trump pardoning a republican rep's meth dealer son not a major story at every media outlet right now? Given the pearl clutching over the pardon of Hunter Biden, has the GOP and corporate media suddenly started caring about addiction? Or is there just a double standard? (Rhetorical)
FYI for those inclined to this sort of ass kissing…
THESE ARE NOT THE COOL KIDS
THESE ARE NOT THE COOL KIDS
The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
FYI for those inclined to this sort of ass kissing…
THESE ARE NOT THE COOL KIDS
THESE ARE NOT THE COOL KIDS
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someone asked why I would appropriate an "evil" speech for the cause of woke, so I'll spell it out:
the speech exemplifies how confidently asserting your values has the power to define an entire cultural moment, and I want people in the service of good to think about how we can wield power that way
the speech exemplifies how confidently asserting your values has the power to define an entire cultural moment, and I want people in the service of good to think about how we can wield power that way
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
someone asked why I would appropriate an "evil" speech for the cause of woke, so I'll spell it out:
the speech exemplifies how confidently asserting your values has the power to define an entire cultural moment, and I want people in the service of good to think about how we can wield power that way
the speech exemplifies how confidently asserting your values has the power to define an entire cultural moment, and I want people in the service of good to think about how we can wield power that way
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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I wish folks who I owned dogs would get it through their heads that dogs DON'T understand punitive actions.
All that does is make for an unhappy and less trusting relationship .
Also if it's cold outside for you it's cold for them.
All that does is make for an unhappy and less trusting relationship .
Also if it's cold outside for you it's cold for them.
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I wish folks who I owned dogs would get it through their heads that dogs DON'T understand punitive actions.
All that does is make for an unhappy and less trusting relationship .
Also if it's cold outside for you it's cold for them.
All that does is make for an unhappy and less trusting relationship .
Also if it's cold outside for you it's cold for them.
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Cookie update. Got him. Bad pic but he is now in his safe space. Warm. Protected from all that bad stuff outside. He doesn't appreciate it yet but he's gonna love the life he's got left to live. Thanks everyone who has given encouragement. Love you all so much 🩷
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Cookie update. Got him. Bad pic but he is now in his safe space. Warm. Protected from all that bad stuff outside. He doesn't appreciate it yet but he's gonna love the life he's got left to live. Thanks everyone who has given encouragement. Love you all so much 🩷
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM