Dev Petty
@devpetty.bsky.social
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Children’s Author. Devout Californian. Rep'd by @jenrofe of ABLA www.devpetty.com
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Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.
Illustration from James Marshall’s George & Martha. 

Martha, a hippo wearing a dress, is seated in an arm chair smoking a cigar.
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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msemilyedwards.bsky.social
i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today
A tumblr post that reads "WHo would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?" Two identical images are then side by side. The first caption is "Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904". The Caption for the image on the left reads, "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904"
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sarahgailey.bsky.social
books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
devpetty.bsky.social
In a rare moment I’m going to give it to a mainstream news outlet for a legit headline.
A screenshot of the web showing an nbc universal headline which reads Masked ICE agents struggling to find violent criminals in spite of terrorizing cities like Chicago
devpetty.bsky.social
More humorous picture books should win important awards.

(This is not self serving, I really think humor is important)
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
devpetty.bsky.social
one vertebra down, 32 to go!
newsguy.bsky.social
WaPo joins NYT, CNN, The Atlantic, Guardian and others, according to @ScottNover, in announcing it won't sign the Pentagon's controversial new press policy.
devpetty.bsky.social
Right? I invoiced them months ago and nothing.
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muellershewrote.com
THESE are the promises I want to hear.
grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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charlotteclymer.bsky.social
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?
devpetty.bsky.social
Someone should counsel these at protests and raise money for non fascist things.
devpetty.bsky.social
Such a good observation
acyn.bsky.social
Schatz: They’re stopping wind and solar because this guy has some very strange ideas about the energy mix. And it’s consistent with the rest of his political and economic philosophy — if there’s less of everything, it gives him more authority to dole out favors
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acyn.bsky.social
Schatz: They’re stopping wind and solar because this guy has some very strange ideas about the energy mix. And it’s consistent with the rest of his political and economic philosophy — if there’s less of everything, it gives him more authority to dole out favors
devpetty.bsky.social
There’s one near us in Berkeley. The kid they schlep around looks so embarrassed
devpetty.bsky.social
No one does dialogue better.
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muellershewrote.com
The hush money payoff to Stormy Daniels cost more than house Leticia James bought for her grand niece.
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
devpetty.bsky.social
I seem to have interrupted something on this #caturday
An orange and black cat intertwined on a bed.
devpetty.bsky.social
Kudos to my Pilates class neighbor… The lone man, and fairly fit- who managed to groan and pant throughout a very mild class like he was running a marathon or changing a duvet cover.