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Earlier in the year I talked about the depth of the Spirit starting lineup by noting that each of the players had at least one cap with their respective national teams, except Kate Wiesner

NO MORE!!

Let’s go, WEEZY!! 💪

#uswnt #woso #nwsl
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Eleven’s shorts are cracking me up

Nailed the ‘80s look

#StrangerThings
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you’re REALLY interested in learning about horrible immigrant crime waves, may I suggest this starting point…
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#GenXers really gonna leave me hanging here?
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The only J. Epstein I recognize

RIP

- signed, Epstein’s Mom
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
🤔
Colorado School of Mines Soccer

Go Orediggers!
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
*leans back in rocking chair*

This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…

*stares wistfully into the fire*

…the little shell
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The drunk plane passenger problem is getting worse. so why is no one fixing it?”

The answer, you’ll be shocked to find, is money. Airlines make more money when they treat us like shit. They make us miserable, not on purpose, but as a side-effect (bonus?) of squeezing every penny out of every flight
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Anyone else in the DMV remember the WGAY signs in Silver Spring?

Before it became HOT 99.5 in 1999, WGAY played light easy listening music, then something called “Jammin’ Oldies”

The signs were the source of endless juvenile giggles to which my mother would respond “grow up”
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Maybe Yale Law School is kind of shit?
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Listening to the United States Secretary of Transportation and spending my grocery money on good travelin’ shoes
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Woman...
Woe-man...
Whoooa-man!

She was a thief
You gotta belief
She stole my heart and my cat.

Betty,
Judy,
Josie and those hot Pussycats...

They make me horny,
Saturday morny...
Girls of cartoo-ins...
Won't leave me in ruins...

Hey Jane...
Get me off this crazy thing...

Called love
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Note to self: rewatch Johnny Dangerously

Once ☝️
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This her?
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Also, the Landover/Ashburn Commanders shouldn’t be called Washington until they play in the city like every other major league sport in DC

Try again in 2030

#pedanticmofo #HTTC
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Be proud of where you’re from, Gotham!

As a proud Rutgers grad, I say this Garden State erasure must not stand!

#StolenValor #RiseUpNJ
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hypothetically, of course
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me at work:
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
New York Times with another banger

Let’s not politicize air traffic control, let’s, eventually, give it to venture capitalists

As we’ve seen, nothing can go wrong
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Not to be nostalgic for something that happened a week ago, but just thinking about how Rose made this pass to Gift against Portland

Not only a perfect pass after a perfect run, but she threw herself to the ground into contact to make it

Brilliance *chef’s kiss*

Memorable 2025 goals at #RowdyAudi
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Put your hands together it’s a WASHINGTON SPIRIT NWSL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY!!!

💪 💪

LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!!!

My one-sided feud with Barry Svrluga ends today ✌️

#nwsl #RiseUp!
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A friend of my daughter’s just got drafted into the Women’s Professional Baseball League, because apparently that’s something that can happen now

What a cool time

Everyone Watches Women’s Sports

@wpbl.bsky.social 💪
#woso
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If Croix brings this energy tomorrow, I have fewer worries 🤘😖🤘
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM