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Guys, thanks for reading my posts

Now if you could just…

*turns screen*
Still can’t believe here name is Mildred Robert Brown
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love every second of this for Aaron Rodgers
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There’s a feel-good Lincoln Navigator commercial where the driver’s daughter sweetly donates the roughly $6 she makes selling hot chocolate

The Lincoln Navigator base model starts at around $91,000

🙄
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Has anyone seen a rationale for war with Venezuela yet other than “they have drugs”?

Once Americans lives are lost it’s a bit too late to have the conversation
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Stranger Things minor spoiler

They have been searching the Upside Down for months and have NEVER run into the big ass wall?
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hoarding is when you collect keep valuable things

Device Hoarding is when you collect and keep your money instead of using it to buy something you don’t need from a vampiric corporation

🧛
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Earlier in the year I talked about the depth of the Spirit starting lineup by noting that each of the players had at least one cap with their respective national teams, except Kate Wiesner

NO MORE!!

Let’s go, WEEZY!! 💪

#uswnt #woso #nwsl
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Eleven’s shorts are cracking me up

Nailed the ‘80s look

#StrangerThings
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
DEEZ NUTZ!! GOT EM!!
“Bob Heinlein, you ASSHOLE!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When did we start accepting the phrases “be so serious” and “be so for real right now”?
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you’re REALLY interested in learning about horrible immigrant crime waves, may I suggest this starting point…
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don’t even give the “immigrants crime wave!” bullshit any air by rebutting it with the facts that show it’s bullshit

They don’t care

Stephen Miller is a racist ass Nazi just doing racist ass Nazi shit

Fuck that guy
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
#GenXers really gonna leave me hanging here?
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
H. Rap Brown died

That’s a name I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Public Enemy, because our schools don’t talk about Black Liberation
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The only J. Epstein I recognize

RIP

- signed, Epstein’s Mom
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Eleven??

She’s gotta be 20 by now
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November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I can’t look at your food pictures today
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
One thing from Thanksgiving that has stayed with me over the years is a limp from rupturing my hamstring playing flag football at my in-laws’

🫶 🦃 🤕 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Urologist: and lastly, could you please stop referring to your prostate biopsy on the patient survey as “butt stuff”?

Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dentist: how often do you floss?

Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A week or so into taking a glp-1 and I can tell you of an ENORMOUS problem

Thanksgiving is tomorrow
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Look, I can’t be expected to *gestures vaguely*
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dear Tepublicans, or is it Tpublicans?

- Donald J Trump, moron
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
*leans back in rocking chair*

This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…

*stares wistfully into the fire*

…the little shell
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM