Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I always get a haircut before Thanksgiving so Grandma can't get the upper hand at gravy wrestling.
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How much for that large order of happy feelings?
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How much for that large order of happy feelings?
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
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Can’t even have sex with your wife in public anymore
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Can’t even have sex with your wife in public anymore
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getting well lit in a well lit place and it isnt going well.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
getting well lit in a well lit place and it isnt going well.
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sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
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anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
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My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
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I gave up, but in a hot, mysterious way.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I gave up, but in a hot, mysterious way.
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*seductively pulls a greasy onion ring out of my fanny pack*
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*seductively pulls a greasy onion ring out of my fanny pack*
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
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some of y'all have never cried while listening to whoomp there it is and it shows
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
some of y'all have never cried while listening to whoomp there it is and it shows
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sorry i’m just now seeing this. did you still want my mouth open awaiting your harvest or
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
sorry i’m just now seeing this. did you still want my mouth open awaiting your harvest or
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Just once could someone make wine from my tears
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just once could someone make wine from my tears
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My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
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I’m awake. Please, I implore you, ask nothing else of me
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m awake. Please, I implore you, ask nothing else of me
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making my seasonal depression festive by attaching my empty klonopin bottles to string lights
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
making my seasonal depression festive by attaching my empty klonopin bottles to string lights
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
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hey cutie, wanna come over and disassociate for a bit?
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
hey cutie, wanna come over and disassociate for a bit?
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in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
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About to post another 3 like banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
About to post another 3 like banger.
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if summer could only come back and hold me a little longer
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
if summer could only come back and hold me a little longer
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reply guy practice drills is this anything?
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
reply guy practice drills is this anything?
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later