Melancholia Mistletoe 🎄
@spacecaseydet.bsky.social
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Pinned
my mama always said it’s better to be a smartass than a dumb one
embrace the fact that you are both the ruler and the jester of your own life
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
embrace the fact that you are both the ruler and the jester of your own life
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PAUL MCCARTNEY: she was just 17, you know what I mean
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
PAUL MCCARTNEY: she was just 17, you know what I mean
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
REPUBLICANS: make it 15 and then we can relate
“my wets”
I say as I hold my freshly painted nails up to my husband after he asks me to answer the door for our food delivery
I say as I hold my freshly painted nails up to my husband after he asks me to answer the door for our food delivery
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“my wets”
I say as I hold my freshly painted nails up to my husband after he asks me to answer the door for our food delivery
I say as I hold my freshly painted nails up to my husband after he asks me to answer the door for our food delivery
those were my emotional support eggshells you just walked on
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
those were my emotional support eggshells you just walked on
judging my husband’s fervent DVD buying a little less after this Netflix/WB merger
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
judging my husband’s fervent DVD buying a little less after this Netflix/WB merger
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Hey, u up?
(Timestamp: 8:09pm)
(Timestamp: 8:09pm)
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey, u up?
(Timestamp: 8:09pm)
(Timestamp: 8:09pm)
hey can you hold this for me real quick?
*hands you ancient relic that will haunt your family for 6 generations*
*hands you ancient relic that will haunt your family for 6 generations*
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hey can you hold this for me real quick?
*hands you ancient relic that will haunt your family for 6 generations*
*hands you ancient relic that will haunt your family for 6 generations*
my best skeets are the ones I forgot.
watch this space
watch this space
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my best skeets are the ones I forgot.
watch this space
watch this space
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It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
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Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Him: I’m an idea man
Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?
Him: My ideas suck
Him: I’m an idea man
Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?
Him: My ideas suck
May 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Him: I’m an idea man
Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?
Him: My ideas suck
Him: I’m an idea man
Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?
Him: My ideas suck
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I dunno who needs or doesn’t need to hear this…
do it for the plot
do it for the plot
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I dunno who needs or doesn’t need to hear this…
do it for the plot
do it for the plot
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He’s a 10, but he’s a he
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He’s a 10, but he’s a he
these flakes are chonky
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
these flakes are chonky
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WFH is short for "WTF From Home"
March 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
WFH is short for "WTF From Home"
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Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The girl with the never-ending stream of consciousness tattoo.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The girl with the never-ending stream of consciousness tattoo.
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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speaking figuratively, yippieeeeeeeeee!
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
speaking figuratively, yippieeeeeeeeee!
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*mouthful of asbestos
I’m having the time of my life.
I’m having the time of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
*mouthful of asbestos
I’m having the time of my life.
I’m having the time of my life.
going from LA to Montana… the silence is LOUD
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
going from LA to Montana… the silence is LOUD
diving even deeper into season 2 of The Rehearsal by showing it to my dad who works in the aviation industry
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
diving even deeper into season 2 of The Rehearsal by showing it to my dad who works in the aviation industry