Melancholia Majora
@spacecaseydet.bsky.social
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Pinned
yeah ive got distressed genes
I missed the check in window for my bag by 3 minutes 🤬
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I missed the check in window for my bag by 3 minutes 🤬
I’m a jack of one trick ponies
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I’m a jack of one trick ponies
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
I’d do that for spite.
I’d do that for spite.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
I’d do that for spite.
I’d do that for spite.
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We’re an interfaith household. (Paige is my wife’s favorite Charmed One and Piper is mine.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We’re an interfaith household. (Paige is my wife’s favorite Charmed One and Piper is mine.)
there’s been a death in the family… please respect our privacy during this delicate time
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
there’s been a death in the family… please respect our privacy during this delicate time
my friend tried to insult me by saying “go dance naked under the moon”
the insulting part is that I can’t do that right now
the insulting part is that I can’t do that right now
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
my friend tried to insult me by saying “go dance naked under the moon”
the insulting part is that I can’t do that right now
the insulting part is that I can’t do that right now
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
need my back blown out in a chiropractic way
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
need my back blown out in a chiropractic way
I should be packing for my flight, but I work best under unnecessary pressure
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I should be packing for my flight, but I work best under unnecessary pressure
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are you trying to ragebait or flirt with me?
jk same thing
jk same thing
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
are you trying to ragebait or flirt with me?
jk same thing
jk same thing
silver springs but in skeet form
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
silver springs but in skeet form
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Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
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it's so sad when women don't get everything they ever wanted
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
it's so sad when women don't get everything they ever wanted
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Sister Wives
Maslow’s Non-Heirarchy of Polycules
Maslow's Hierarchy of anal beads
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maslow's Hierarchy of Sister Wives
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Not an introvert, not an extrovert, but a verted third thing
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not an introvert, not an extrovert, but a verted third thing
You know, I haven’t listened to Last Christmas since last Christmas
You know, it's been one week since I've played The Barenaked Ladies...
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You know, I haven’t listened to Last Christmas since last Christmas
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*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
Maslow’s Non-Heirarchy of Polycules
Maslow's Hierarchy of anal beads
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Maslow’s Non-Heirarchy of Polycules
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
it did not. it did make me faster at procrastinating though
perhaps a 3pm espresso will make me more productive
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it did not. it did make me faster at procrastinating though
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Nutz
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sleaze
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Nutz
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tired of life?
try life++ for only $9.95/month when you buy an annual subscription
try life++ for only $9.95/month when you buy an annual subscription
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
tired of life?
try life++ for only $9.95/month when you buy an annual subscription
try life++ for only $9.95/month when you buy an annual subscription
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sleaze
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sleaze
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me when i get ahold of that blinker everyone been talkin’ about
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
me when i get ahold of that blinker everyone been talkin’ about