slice
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer of stuff.
Website: beefcarcass.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
Tips appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/noahwesley
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Website: beefcarcass.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
Tips appreciated: https://ko-fi.com/noahwesley
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Pinned
THAT TIME I WENT TO A BAR
I was horny and I needed to spray my seed, so I went to a bar and met a classy dame. But is that the whole story? Pretty much. Read on!
beefcarcass.com
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
From now on I’m gonna use my karate for the RIGHT reasons
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
From now on I’m gonna use my karate for the RIGHT reasons
Reposted by slice
if you are new to the community:
FREE FRIDAY | artbymox
time to do some good.
artbymox.shop
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you are new to the community:
Reposted by slice
So I dont really know how to do this but basically, im willing to give away five of the only print I have in my shop and two avi. If you want one, dm me, and if you can, donate on my shop or my kofi which is in my bio
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I dont really know how to do this but basically, im willing to give away five of the only print I have in my shop and two avi. If you want one, dm me, and if you can, donate on my shop or my kofi which is in my bio
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Reposted by slice
Lets turn this porno into a pornyes
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lets turn this porno into a pornyes
You can just keep buying pets. Even if you don’t take care of the pets you already own. Literally no one will stop you from buying more pets
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can just keep buying pets. Even if you don’t take care of the pets you already own. Literally no one will stop you from buying more pets
If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
Most of my family has been locked in the cellar
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Most of my family has been locked in the cellar
This thanksgiving we’ve decided to celebrate in an elevator
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This thanksgiving we’ve decided to celebrate in an elevator
Laughing at a picture of my wiener
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Laughing at a picture of my wiener
Sometimes my wife thinks it’s funny when I shit my pants
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sometimes my wife thinks it’s funny when I shit my pants
Happy Thanksgiving, you buncha goddammits! I shit myself and they made me go outside
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, you buncha goddammits! I shit myself and they made me go outside
“I was serving cunt before you were ever born!” I shout at my daughter
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“I was serving cunt before you were ever born!” I shout at my daughter
some guy: your shoelace is untied
me: yes
me: yes
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
some guy: your shoelace is untied
me: yes
me: yes
Running away from the police like TEEHEEHEE TEEHEEHEEHEE
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Running away from the police like TEEHEEHEE TEEHEEHEEHEE
Reposted by slice
"just having a brat summer," she says, backing her car up into an elderly woman
July 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
"just having a brat summer," she says, backing her car up into an elderly woman
Man, people get SO pissed when you practice the pan flute in public. The movie hasn’t even started yet, guys
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Man, people get SO pissed when you practice the pan flute in public. The movie hasn’t even started yet, guys
My dad spanked me until I was 26
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My dad spanked me until I was 26
I was a little taken aback when my son was born with gills. At first I thought maybe my wife had fucked a merman, or some kind of sea bass, but, nope, some kids just have gills
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was a little taken aback when my son was born with gills. At first I thought maybe my wife had fucked a merman, or some kind of sea bass, but, nope, some kids just have gills
“Robin, haven’t you heard about the male loneliness epidemic?”
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Robin, haven’t you heard about the male loneliness epidemic?”
First day working at McDonald’s:
Me: Is it safe for my ammo belt to be this close to the fryer?
Manager: I think so
Me: Is it safe for my ammo belt to be this close to the fryer?
Manager: I think so
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
First day working at McDonald’s:
Me: Is it safe for my ammo belt to be this close to the fryer?
Manager: I think so
Me: Is it safe for my ammo belt to be this close to the fryer?
Manager: I think so
Reposted by slice
Screaming "I don't know you" when my doctor tells me to take my clothes off
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Screaming "I don't know you" when my doctor tells me to take my clothes off
Some holiday gift ideas from a very artistic big titted bimbo? Well why didn’t you say so?
This holiday season, get your mom what she really wants: some slutty revolutionary merch made by a certified big titted bimbo
www.geraldinepiche.com/store
www.geraldinepiche.com/store
Store 2 — Géraldine Piché
www.geraldinepiche.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Some holiday gift ideas from a very artistic big titted bimbo? Well why didn’t you say so?
I figured out penis enlargement
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I figured out penis enlargement