GeeGordonPretty
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.

Yes, Yes, Need, Need.

Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.

Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.

Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.

Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.

Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Doomkick stopped watching NCAA swimming events because there weren't enough drownings for his taste.

#can'thavenicethings
When watching professional football, Doomkick is always rooting for spinal injuries.

#can'thavenicethings
It's hard to say how many lives were positively affected by Doomkick.

Mostly because it's hard to pronounce " 1/1118th of a life. "

#can'thavenicethings
So as it turns out Marc Maron's podcast was ended because Marc couldn't stand the fact that Doomkick enjoyed it.

#can'thavenicethings
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Doomkick texted my husband at 3am on Tuesday morning.
This put me in a potentially dangerous situation.
He knew that there had been a history of abuse in my marriage.
My husband and I were separated when we dated. I’m safe now, everything is ok and will be fine. But wtf.
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My insomnia could beat up your insomnia
I love how much you hate Marc Maron's last podcast episode.

The whining groans of disappointment are a symphony for my ears.

It is a song played in the same key as : " The Democrats won't do what I want them to do, harrumph * pouts * "
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Fox News is the disappointing result from Huey Lewis breaking up the band.
It's a Thursday so drop your covers, please!

No matter where I am. No matter what I'm doing, this song will snap me out of that moment and take me to the dark side of my own moon .
The imagery alone in the lyrics are enough to get me spacey.

youtu.be/T-8BoWU3XMo?...
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I’m such a baseball sicko that I watched Bad Lieutenant and took notes on the fictional 1992 Dodgers/Mets NLCS that took place in the background of the film
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rear window remake where hes watchign his doorbell camera the whole time
Buy the defenestration
What people don’t tell you is that when the stock market finally went back up all those folks from the 1920’s jumped back into their windows
It would be nice to wake up to a few likes, that's all I'm saying
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
Skullduggery and Derring-Mountain-Dew
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r/mildlyinfuriating

The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
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AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals 

You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing

If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
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The weightlifting hooligans at the planet fitness who bully me mercilessly in between sets are called a..
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Well, he's tellin' us this
And he's tellin' us that
Changes it every day
Says it doesn't matter

Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play
Time to change the batter

And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cause the story's sad
Turns out it's Doomkick's Government Shutdown after all.
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Boy I sure do love me some Fleetwood Mac