GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
The Commanders lost because of course they did.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Commanders lost because of course they did.
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HOMOSEXUAL DUNGEONS AND TRANSGENDER DRAGONS, TIS ALWAYS THE SEASON FOR WOKE RPGs.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
HOMOSEXUAL DUNGEONS AND TRANSGENDER DRAGONS, TIS ALWAYS THE SEASON FOR WOKE RPGs.
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it's propagander
I feel like this was written by a Goose - in an effort to eventually take over the world.
March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it's propagander
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I drank copious amounts of coffee this morning and yet, I feel sleepy.
Blaming it on the gloomy, rainy weather.
Blaming it on the gloomy, rainy weather.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I drank copious amounts of coffee this morning and yet, I feel sleepy.
Blaming it on the gloomy, rainy weather.
Blaming it on the gloomy, rainy weather.
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[GRANDPA SIMPSON VOICE] 6-7?!? In my day, we only laughed at numbers that were actually funny! Like 69 and 420! And we was better for it!
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[GRANDPA SIMPSON VOICE] 6-7?!? In my day, we only laughed at numbers that were actually funny! Like 69 and 420! And we was better for it!
Instant like when I heard them.
Request 8Banger's Daddy's Girl
Request 8Banger's Daddy's Girl
Favor to ask. My BFF from Canada is trying to rally support for his band. Everyone in the band is a recovered alcoholic. They do Oi! music. My friend is the bassist & he stuck by me when I was a conspiracy theorist.
If you could go to this link
www.cashboxradio.ca/request-a-so...
Select 8Banger
If you could go to this link
www.cashboxradio.ca/request-a-so...
Select 8Banger
Request a Song on Cashbox Radio! – Cashbox Radio
www.cashboxradio.ca
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Instant like when I heard them.
Request 8Banger's Daddy's Girl
Request 8Banger's Daddy's Girl
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
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We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
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my compulsion to keep a tidy feed means I don't just reskeet you, i meticulously place each of your skeets on display. ⭐️👌
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my compulsion to keep a tidy feed means I don't just reskeet you, i meticulously place each of your skeets on display. ⭐️👌
When you are being mean to me on here this is who you are being mean to
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When you are being mean to me on here this is who you are being mean to
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I'm addicted to doing hatecrimes
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm addicted to doing hatecrimes
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
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Sir, what you have there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full roaming vapor.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sir, what you have there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full roaming vapor.
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all internet men are married until proven single
January 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
all internet men are married until proven single
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From the memoirs of Donald Trump.
I want her to fire her dick missiles at me like my hole is a Venezuelan fishing boat in open waters.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
From the memoirs of Donald Trump.
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🎶like henry winkler
as fonzie
im the cult of personality
as fonzie
im the cult of personality
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
🎶like henry winkler
as fonzie
im the cult of personality
as fonzie
im the cult of personality
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Lots of men have this problem sometimes, Charlie Brown.
We don’t fit in out there, Sally
We are all fucked in the head here, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Lots of men have this problem sometimes, Charlie Brown.
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too old for phil anselmo
to young for god
this is my life
to young for god
this is my life
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
too old for phil anselmo
to young for god
this is my life
to young for god
this is my life
Today's plan:
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today's plan:
I want her to fire her dick missiles at me like my hole is a Venezuelan fishing boat in open waters.
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I want her to fire her dick missiles at me like my hole is a Venezuelan fishing boat in open waters.
Listen, I am just a regular person like anyone else out there.
I put my sissification cock cage on one ball at a time.
I put my sissification cock cage on one ball at a time.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Listen, I am just a regular person like anyone else out there.
I put my sissification cock cage on one ball at a time.
I put my sissification cock cage on one ball at a time.
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Putting the bald in ribaldry
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Putting the bald in ribaldry
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putting the eager in meager
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
putting the eager in meager
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bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat