GeeGordonPretty
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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I’m thankful for wikipedia dot org
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m thankful for wikipedia dot org
He is a 10 but he makes gravy from a pouch
Hes a 10 but pronounces the L in salmon.
Im the only one allowed to do that
Im the only one allowed to do that
He's a 10 but he breathes
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
He is a 10 but he makes gravy from a pouch
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Where did you get your purse?
Gucci.
Where did you get your earrings?
Cracker Barrel.
Gucci.
Where did you get your earrings?
Cracker Barrel.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Where did you get your purse?
Gucci.
Where did you get your earrings?
Cracker Barrel.
Gucci.
Where did you get your earrings?
Cracker Barrel.
Time to get higher than a roofer on stilts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Time to get higher than a roofer on stilts.
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Of course my neighbors decided Thanksgiving needs fireworks
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Of course my neighbors decided Thanksgiving needs fireworks
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10-year veteran of the pizza wars here to give you friendly heads up; the pizza places will be extremely busy tonight. I know you think you were the only one who forgot to make dinner arrangements for this evening. Please be gentle on the phone and patient with your driver.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
10-year veteran of the pizza wars here to give you friendly heads up; the pizza places will be extremely busy tonight. I know you think you were the only one who forgot to make dinner arrangements for this evening. Please be gentle on the phone and patient with your driver.
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Oh sure the turkey is going to receive a Presidential pardon but uh good luck finding a job afterwards.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh sure the turkey is going to receive a Presidential pardon but uh good luck finding a job afterwards.
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If you cannot understand why others stay silent when the reporters get called names and are told they are worthless ask yourself how much do you have in y-o-u-r legal fund? Could you afford to be banned from your workplace? Would your boss find you a new role if needed ? Ready to risk your paycheck?
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you cannot understand why others stay silent when the reporters get called names and are told they are worthless ask yourself how much do you have in y-o-u-r legal fund? Could you afford to be banned from your workplace? Would your boss find you a new role if needed ? Ready to risk your paycheck?
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the wreck of alice’s restaurant
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the wreck of alice’s restaurant
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Her step was free and elastic .... her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Her step was free and elastic .... her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg's Malone
Post Malone implies the existence of Times Malone and Journal Malone
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg's Malone
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Ted Danson on Becker was the original Post Malone.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ted Danson on Becker was the original Post Malone.
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not feeling very fergalicious lately
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
not feeling very fergalicious lately
Just thinking about Forget-Me-Knots....
Just thinking about garlic knots...
Just thinking about balloon knots
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just thinking about Forget-Me-Knots....
" Trump Administration granted him asylum ! "
" Biden let him in ! "
Bro ? Why did a guy who just finished applying to stay here, travel from Washington State to DC in order to just walk up and cap two soldiers?
Why did he travel ? Aren't there troops closer to WA ?
Why them ? Why here ?
" Biden let him in ! "
Bro ? Why did a guy who just finished applying to stay here, travel from Washington State to DC in order to just walk up and cap two soldiers?
Why did he travel ? Aren't there troops closer to WA ?
Why them ? Why here ?
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
" Trump Administration granted him asylum ! "
" Biden let him in ! "
Bro ? Why did a guy who just finished applying to stay here, travel from Washington State to DC in order to just walk up and cap two soldiers?
Why did he travel ? Aren't there troops closer to WA ?
Why them ? Why here ?
" Biden let him in ! "
Bro ? Why did a guy who just finished applying to stay here, travel from Washington State to DC in order to just walk up and cap two soldiers?
Why did he travel ? Aren't there troops closer to WA ?
Why them ? Why here ?
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someone wants you to “open up” to them? red flag. they are seeking blackmail material
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
someone wants you to “open up” to them? red flag. they are seeking blackmail material
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I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Tricky
Tool
Tomahawk
KISS
Beastie Boys
Tricky
Tool
Tomahawk
KISS
Beastie Boys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
Introduce yourself with 5 concets you’ve seen
Janelle Monae
Perfume
Magdalena Bay
Lake Street Dive
Nier
Janelle Monae
Perfume
Magdalena Bay
Lake Street Dive
Nier
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Tricky
Tool
Tomahawk
KISS
Beastie Boys
Tricky
Tool
Tomahawk
KISS
Beastie Boys
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Can you identify this film?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Can you identify this film?
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ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
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Roku has a live 24/7 law & order channel? Winter plans just dropped!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Roku has a live 24/7 law & order channel? Winter plans just dropped!!!!
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
Nothing cleaned my tl up more than blocking the blue checks en masse. Yes. Even the journalists.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Nothing cleaned my tl up more than blocking the blue checks en masse. Yes. Even the journalists.
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My wife is a social vegan...
She avoids meet.
She avoids meet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My wife is a social vegan...
She avoids meet.
She avoids meet.