Dan
@dansparano.bsky.social
Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Kurt Cobain!
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Kurt Cobain!
Club legend.
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Club legend.
Go on Facebook and the first post is the top 30 songs of July 1982. Don’t get me wrong, some bangers on there. Just not sure why the algorithm wants me to see the charts from 6 months before I was born.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Go on Facebook and the first post is the top 30 songs of July 1982. Don’t get me wrong, some bangers on there. Just not sure why the algorithm wants me to see the charts from 6 months before I was born.
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NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch's political ascendance is a victory in representation for everyone who perpetually looks like they're holding in a fart
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch's political ascendance is a victory in representation for everyone who perpetually looks like they're holding in a fart
The World Cup draw is in 2 weeks.
I’m already stressed about it.
I’m already stressed about it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The World Cup draw is in 2 weeks.
I’m already stressed about it.
I’m already stressed about it.
I just looked over my homeowner’s insurance. If my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just looked over my homeowner’s insurance. If my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.
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Bonus Hollander POTD Reggie Lewis. Dunbar HS grad was drafted 22nd by BOS from Northeastern in 87. After 1 yr on bench, turned into 2-way star. Scored 18 ppg from 88-93 & all-star in 92. Per Stu Jackson "the most underrated player in the league." Died too young in 93. RIP.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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The Chair Company renewed for season 2. LFG.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Chair Company renewed for season 2. LFG.
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Rob Manfred is the guy who goes to a casino with $100, loses $95 of it, on the last spin of the wheel wins $20, and goes home and tells his wife he won $25 at the casino.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Rob Manfred is the guy who goes to a casino with $100, loses $95 of it, on the last spin of the wheel wins $20, and goes home and tells his wife he won $25 at the casino.
Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.
Hey man, welcome to Boston.
Alex Hoppe has been dealt to Seattle. AS a righty with a triple-digits fastball, he was a good candidate to get picked in the Rule 5 draft. The Sox instead get catcher/1B Luke Heyman, who was a 14th rounder out of Florida this year.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey man, welcome to Boston.
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Man it really stinks that our government is using the World Cup as an opportunity to advance their fascist agenda because the soccer is going to kick ass
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man it really stinks that our government is using the World Cup as an opportunity to advance their fascist agenda because the soccer is going to kick ass
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more like keith older mann
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
more like keith older mann
I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.
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Big Papi turns 50 today! Join us in wishing the @redsox.com icon a happy birthday! 🎈
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Big Papi turns 50 today! Join us in wishing the @redsox.com icon a happy birthday! 🎈
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Wow is there anything Ronaldo can’t do?
Other than pay taxes and understand consent.
Other than pay taxes and understand consent.
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.
@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wow is there anything Ronaldo can’t do?
Other than pay taxes and understand consent.
Other than pay taxes and understand consent.
My favorite beer fest finally announced the date. Looks like another weekend in Portland for the wife and I next summer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My favorite beer fest finally announced the date. Looks like another weekend in Portland for the wife and I next summer.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blink-182: Enema of the State
Blink-182: Enema of the State
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blink-182: Enema of the State
Blink-182: Enema of the State
🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶
Stating that it’s real leads me to believe that it is not.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stating that it’s real leads me to believe that it is not.
Hey Jack it’s a fact!
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey Jack it’s a fact!
“We’re at Now-Now”
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“We’re at Now-Now”
If this is called a flagrant I’m gonna explode.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If this is called a flagrant I’m gonna explode.