TED LASSO: *on his second week leading the north korean missile program* now what all y’all “nuke-u-lar” physicists forgot to ask yourself is: ”did this so-called idiot American spend his childhood knowing Planck’s Constant?”
ROOM: *gasps in unison*
ROOM: *gasps in unison*
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
TED LASSO: *on his second week leading the north korean missile program* now what all y’all “nuke-u-lar” physicists forgot to ask yourself is: ”did this so-called idiot American spend his childhood knowing Planck’s Constant?”
ROOM: *gasps in unison*
ROOM: *gasps in unison*
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theyre saying its the most beautiful blood anyone has coughed up
September 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
theyre saying its the most beautiful blood anyone has coughed up
as a polite canadian, it is my solemn duty to inform you that orange man bad
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
as a polite canadian, it is my solemn duty to inform you that orange man bad
inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater
son, in this house you do not address me as “Brian”. under my roof you will refer to me as “The Ethical Disney Adult”
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
son, in this house you do not address me as “Brian”. under my roof you will refer to me as “The Ethical Disney Adult”
aaron rodgers has died of diphtheria
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
aaron rodgers has died of diphtheria
*about a guy two years younger than me* look at this old loser
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
*about a guy two years younger than me* look at this old loser
seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner
*to the tune of american woman* artemi panarin
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
*to the tune of american woman* artemi panarin
its 2026 and i dont know who needs to hear this but lets stop hating things with the intensity of a thousand suns. one or two suns is enough
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
its 2026 and i dont know who needs to hear this but lets stop hating things with the intensity of a thousand suns. one or two suns is enough
2025 found dead in miami
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
2025 found dead in miami
a second hand has just struck midnight
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
a second hand has just struck midnight
*jeff foxworthy voice* and if you DID NOT DIE, you just might be tiny tim
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*jeff foxworthy voice* and if you DID NOT DIE, you just might be tiny tim
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch
doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: “august and everything after“, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster “mr jones” and “omaha“, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: “august and everything after“, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster “mr jones” and “omaha“, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now
parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
Reposted by DougExeter
our server died today at lunch, which made me realize just how much we depend on restaurant wait staff
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
our server died today at lunch, which made me realize just how much we depend on restaurant wait staff
LIAM NEESON: i have a very particular set of pills
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
LIAM NEESON: i have a very particular set of pills
*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
welcome to the college football playoffs. where the rules are made up and the points dont matter
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
welcome to the college football playoffs. where the rules are made up and the points dont matter
in a shock, the winner of a made up award from one of the worlds foremost institutions of corruption is president donald j trump
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
in a shock, the winner of a made up award from one of the worlds foremost institutions of corruption is president donald j trump
wayne gretzky. canadas greatest and most barely literate son
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
wayne gretzky. canadas greatest and most barely literate son