to the tune of buffalo soldier
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
to the tune of buffalo soldier
more like keith older mann
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
more like keith older mann
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!
me, a canadian elder millennial, watching Our Lady Peace playing the Grey Cup kickoff show yesterday:
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
me, a canadian elder millennial, watching Our Lady Peace playing the Grey Cup kickoff show yesterday:
*reverse mortgage salesman’s eyes rolling completely back in his head* EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*reverse mortgage salesman’s eyes rolling completely back in his head* EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM…EGAGTROM
patton oswalt should have been banned in 2015 when he stole my two-part tweet joke framework. long overdue imo
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
patton oswalt should have been banned in 2015 when he stole my two-part tweet joke framework. long overdue imo
YOU, A BOOR: the northern lights
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
YOU, A BOOR: the northern lights
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
ME, A SOPHISTICATE: auror of borealis
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
i just realize i only weigh 180 pounds. the other 140 are just the crap i eat
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i just realize i only weigh 180 pounds. the other 140 are just the crap i eat
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
cliff wife low key fell off
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
cliff wife low key fell off
republicans reject motley crue’s offer to kickstart heart
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
republicans reject motley crue’s offer to kickstart heart
there is nothing that i would like to see more than elon musk jumping off the high dive into a vault full of coins
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
there is nothing that i would like to see more than elon musk jumping off the high dive into a vault full of coins
juries these days would rather hock up a loogie than lock up a hoagie
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
juries these days would rather hock up a loogie than lock up a hoagie
a second verse has just struck the song
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a second verse has just struck the song
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of “hava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”
wow. congratulations new york. real “six seven” of you
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wow. congratulations new york. real “six seven” of you
reporting cnn for advocating self harm
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
reporting cnn for advocating self harm
dick cheney has endorsed cuomo by dying
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
dick cheney has endorsed cuomo by dying
Final Score: Dick Cheney 4, Hearts 1
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Final Score: Dick Cheney 4, Hearts 1