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Dan
@dansparano.bsky.social
Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons.

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
Today is
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My favorite beer fest finally announced the date. Looks like another weekend in Portland for the wife and I next summer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Blink-182: Enema of the State
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Stating that it’s real leads me to believe that it is not.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh hell yea.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Casually almost 1100 games over .500
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is this good?
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Folks this is the only Christian Wood I know of.
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pals it’s new Red Bull day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just an incredibly sad story. This dude has needed help for way too long.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Every week I waste $5 on this dumb bet. Finally.
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Say Drake…
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Happy November 1!
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So MTV is just gonna be a black screen for 20 hours a day?
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Remember throwback Thursday? Wasn’t that fun? So here’s one. 21 years ago today at the Red Sox parade.
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fuck yeah.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
21 years ago today. One of the best moments of my life.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Took my daughter to a trunk or treat. Me every time she grabbed Skittles:
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Man. I’m scared to find out who’s next.
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
October 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM