dr Quinn, santa's little helper
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that Stephen King movie where aliens come out a guy's butthole seems totally plausible now
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I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
may you be as cozy as my pupper
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
may you be as cozy as my pupper
My toe nail fell off for those invested
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My toe nail fell off for those invested
not feeling very fergalicious lately
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
not feeling very fergalicious lately
if you didn't eat pumpkin pie for breakfast then why not
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if you didn't eat pumpkin pie for breakfast then why not
the beginning spark of my holiday season was seeing a Christmas Tree Cake inflatable
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the beginning spark of my holiday season was seeing a Christmas Tree Cake inflatable
I can't fathom that people still lay in tanning beds in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can't fathom that people still lay in tanning beds in 2025
𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 mɏ ղαíl 𝐨𝐟𝐟 ᒪIKᗴ ᎽϴႮ 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝐢𝐭
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 mɏ ղαíl 𝐨𝐟𝐟 ᒪIKᗴ ᎽϴႮ 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝐢𝐭
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you guys better be nice or I'll put you on my list of people who don't wash their asses
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
you guys better be nice or I'll put you on my list of people who don't wash their asses
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all cookies are shortbread cookies if you break them in half
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
all cookies are shortbread cookies if you break them in half
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“THE WICKER MAN” (1973) dir. Robin Hardy
Edward Woodward, Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland, Diane Cilento, Christopher Lee
🎬 British Lion Films 🇬🇧
Edward Woodward, Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland, Diane Cilento, Christopher Lee
🎬 British Lion Films 🇬🇧
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“THE WICKER MAN” (1973) dir. Robin Hardy
Edward Woodward, Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland, Diane Cilento, Christopher Lee
🎬 British Lion Films 🇬🇧
Edward Woodward, Ingrid Pitt, Britt Ekland, Diane Cilento, Christopher Lee
🎬 British Lion Films 🇬🇧
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
the perfect Christmas gift doesn't exi.....
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the perfect Christmas gift doesn't exi.....
in these times of doubt my toe nail needs support
For just pennies a day you can restore a stranger's broken nail
For just pennies a day you can restore a stranger's broken nail
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
in these times of doubt my toe nail needs support
For just pennies a day you can restore a stranger's broken nail
For just pennies a day you can restore a stranger's broken nail
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well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
please help me I'm crawling
inside my skin
inside my skin
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
please help me I'm crawling
inside my skin
inside my skin
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An eyelid, but for the butthole.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
An eyelid, but for the butthole.
r. i. p. To my toe nail
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
r. i. p. To my toe nail
My big toe nail is falling off
in need of thoughts and prayers
in need of thoughts and prayers
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My big toe nail is falling off
in need of thoughts and prayers
in need of thoughts and prayers
November feels like the shitter is full
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November feels like the shitter is full
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'do the thing, get the treat' can lead to beautiful things, or get you completely backwards, just depends
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
'do the thing, get the treat' can lead to beautiful things, or get you completely backwards, just depends
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You could spend your entire lifetime trying to think of new and bizarre ways to waste taxpayer money, and you will never catch up to the current administration.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You could spend your entire lifetime trying to think of new and bizarre ways to waste taxpayer money, and you will never catch up to the current administration.