💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀
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Do you have any good Halloween Party playlist ideas?
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Kevin Bacon did a movie called Cop Car where two kids steal a cop car owned by him, a crooked cop, and they go on an adventure with it while he chases them.

Excellent movie, the spiritual successor to White Rapids. He is in his element when he's trying to kill kids in the wilderness.
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People always assume you're angry not hurt.
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we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
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You shouldn't need a book to tell you it's wrong to diddle kids and murder each other
my butt is full of secrets

that's why it's so big
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Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character
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Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.
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The bread namers went ham on pumpernickel
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When is bulk pickup day for trauma dumping?
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Son: i think im suffering from food poisoning

Me: you ate a vegetable, you’re not suffering from food poisoning

Son: oh i suffered
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amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house
not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth
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Playful self-deprecation is out of style — which is a shame, because I’m a fuckin’ idiot.
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You say it’s inexplicable, but I’m nonetheless over here trying to explic.
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Sports are the best way to have your day ruined by the inadequate athletic performance of strangers.