Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
Ever since I got a TV for my bedroom I keep inviting Toby to come hang out there in the evenings, but he has decided he is perfectly content on the couch. And honestly who could blame him?
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ever since I got a TV for my bedroom I keep inviting Toby to come hang out there in the evenings, but he has decided he is perfectly content on the couch. And honestly who could blame him?
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(Colin Meloy voice)
🎶 I am the second mate
Aboard the United States
Not the country but the ship
Yeah I'd be confused too
But I've got bad news for you
This voyage is a one-way trip 🎶
🎶 I am the second mate
Aboard the United States
Not the country but the ship
Yeah I'd be confused too
But I've got bad news for you
This voyage is a one-way trip 🎶
We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!
Sinking of SS United States to be livestreamed using drones and underwater cameras
The historic ship will be sunk off the Florida panhandle by the end of the year, but no date has been set.
www.phillyvoice.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
(Colin Meloy voice)
🎶 I am the second mate
Aboard the United States
Not the country but the ship
Yeah I'd be confused too
But I've got bad news for you
This voyage is a one-way trip 🎶
🎶 I am the second mate
Aboard the United States
Not the country but the ship
Yeah I'd be confused too
But I've got bad news for you
This voyage is a one-way trip 🎶
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If it comes out on vinyl it'll be one of the few times that he's appeared in sleeves
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If it comes out on vinyl it'll be one of the few times that he's appeared in sleeves
I have had this game on the entire time and I'm not sure I have actually watched a single play
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I have had this game on the entire time and I'm not sure I have actually watched a single play
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The good news is my insurance only has a $25 tacopay
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The good news is my insurance only has a $25 tacopay
To put this in perspective, I was in college the last time LeBron failed to score 10 points. In two months I will be 41 years old.
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.
It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
To put this in perspective, I was in college the last time LeBron failed to score 10 points. In two months I will be 41 years old.
If it comes out on vinyl it'll be one of the few times that he's appeared in sleeves
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If it comes out on vinyl it'll be one of the few times that he's appeared in sleeves
I guess I'm not the only one who doesn't want me to do any more work today
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I guess I'm not the only one who doesn't want me to do any more work today
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
Combine at least three movie titles:
The Quiet American Beauty and the Beast
Before Midnight Run Lola Run
The Quiet American Beauty and the Beast
Before Midnight Run Lola Run
Combine at least three movie titles:
WAKE UP DEAD MAN WALKING AND TALKING
WAKE UP DEAD MAN WALKING AND TALKING
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Combine at least three movie titles:
The Quiet American Beauty and the Beast
Before Midnight Run Lola Run
The Quiet American Beauty and the Beast
Before Midnight Run Lola Run
What possible reason could anyone have for not believing him?
Kalen DeBoer on the Penn State job:
"There's never been any conversation. There's never been any link. There's never been any interest either way. I'm glad we can put that to bed right now."
"There's never been any conversation. There's never been any link. There's never been any interest either way. I'm glad we can put that to bed right now."
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What possible reason could anyone have for not believing him?
I prefer a bifold wallet to a cryfold
![(sign at a gas station)
I told my wallet its [sic] Christmas
It cried](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxvcbbzlykvqd463tueoviyf/bafkreidpsd6dky75ud5tv3g6hlalfvculxwam4x6rnlbjxzdgrhramant4@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I prefer a bifold wallet to a cryfold
The good news is my insurance only has a $25 tacopay
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The good news is my insurance only has a $25 tacopay
There's only one kind of woke that we're against in this house
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There's only one kind of woke that we're against in this house
Package came, I have now completed my living in Seattle bingo card by owning a Patagonia down jacket despite not actually doing any outdoor activities in the winter
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Package came, I have now completed my living in Seattle bingo card by owning a Patagonia down jacket despite not actually doing any outdoor activities in the winter
I guess I didn't save my 2024 list, but the biggest difference this year between 2021-23 (aside from listening to more classic rock) is I didn't listen to classical music on Spotify because I bought a bunch of CDs to take advantage of the better sound quality after I got my fancy new stereo speakers
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I guess I didn't save my 2024 list, but the biggest difference this year between 2021-23 (aside from listening to more classic rock) is I didn't listen to classical music on Spotify because I bought a bunch of CDs to take advantage of the better sound quality after I got my fancy new stereo speakers
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Tbh this is the least surprised I've ever been about one of these
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Tbh this is the least surprised I've ever been about one of these
Google Password Manager Wrapped really exposes your personal information to the danger zone because it's all logins
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Google Password Manager Wrapped really exposes your personal information to the danger zone because it's all logins
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times you quoted someone else's joke to make a less funny joke
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times you quoted someone else's joke to make a less funny joke
I'm expecting a package so Toby is keeping an ear out for the mail
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm expecting a package so Toby is keeping an ear out for the mail