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Jeff Moen
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dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
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Please stop millennials.
oh my god the list of Boise St QB Maddux Madsen's sibling names, they're all named after baseball players
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Let's go
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Mean Green not going gentle into that good night just yet
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What's your "how can one album have so many bangers" album
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not a bad sky tonight
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Act II of Hamilton:
You’re no fun James Madison.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How is Homer Simpson in his underwear eating cheese adult content but this is not?
This angle on the other hand...
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We made it to the weekend
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All right, I will participate #FlannelForearmFriday
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I am once again asking Wikipedia to obey the fundamental principles of the space-time continuum
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ever since I got a TV for my bedroom I keep inviting Toby to come hang out there in the evenings, but he has decided he is perfectly content on the couch. And honestly who could blame him?
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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(Colin Meloy voice)

🎶 I am the second mate
Aboard the United States
Not the country but the ship
Yeah I'd be confused too
But I've got bad news for you
This voyage is a one-way trip 🎶
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Now spinning
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Called it
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I have had this game on the entire time and I'm not sure I have actually watched a single play
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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The good news is my insurance only has a $25 tacopay
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To put this in perspective, I was in college the last time LeBron failed to score 10 points. In two months I will be 41 years old.
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.

It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I guess I'm not the only one who doesn't want me to do any more work today
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Combine at least three movie titles:

The Quiet American Beauty and the Beast

Before Midnight Run Lola Run
Combine at least three movie titles:

WAKE UP DEAD MAN WALKING AND TALKING
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What possible reason could anyone have for not believing him?
Kalen DeBoer on the Penn State job:

"There's never been any conversation. There's never been any link. There's never been any interest either way. I'm glad we can put that to bed right now."
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM