Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
Everyone should be mad.
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Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
· Sep 21
It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
The number of times I’ve seen a person pick up a random cigarette off the ground, light it, take the last 2-3 puffs before hitting filter, flick it back on the ground, and go back on their merry way is staggering, to say the least.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The number of times I’ve seen a person pick up a random cigarette off the ground, light it, take the last 2-3 puffs before hitting filter, flick it back on the ground, and go back on their merry way is staggering, to say the least.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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I just want the confidence of a napping husband
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just want the confidence of a napping husband
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Every year I listen to my Spotify Wrapped and think "wow, I've got great taste." Somehow it's always a surprise that I like the same music as myself
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Every year I listen to my Spotify Wrapped and think "wow, I've got great taste." Somehow it's always a surprise that I like the same music as myself
We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
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Can you believe the thing that happened recently?
It is very different from previous things!
It is very different from previous things!
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Can you believe the thing that happened recently?
It is very different from previous things!
It is very different from previous things!
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My toxic trait is saying "we’ll see" knowing damn well I already saw and the answer is fuck no.
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My toxic trait is saying "we’ll see" knowing damn well I already saw and the answer is fuck no.
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
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Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Time to start leaving out milk and cookies for the porch thieves.
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Given the intensity with which I hate snow, you'd be forgiven for thinking I ever actually go anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Given the intensity with which I hate snow, you'd be forgiven for thinking I ever actually go anywhere.
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
Thanks, giving up.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Thanks, giving up.
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No health, just mental.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No health, just mental.
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
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need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
need a shorty who open can of beans w her teeth
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
Aging gracefully means embracing HOMO*
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Aging gracefully means embracing HOMO*
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
*Hope of missing out, yes, but also being at :least: a little bit gay
Drunk people in your area can’t wait to tell you how they’re not even drunk
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Drunk people in your area can’t wait to tell you how they’re not even drunk