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Reneé Meredith

@wumother.bsky.social

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Being gross 24/7/365 Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · Sep 21

It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 15h

Swamsayin!

Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 17h

If any dumpy idiot can rebrand it as the Gulf of America, then I get to rebrand the U.S. as the Amazon Painforest

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21h

All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 18h

The dominant business plan these days seems to be let’s turn everyone into slaves, who famously never revolt

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18h

they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 20h

Did NOT expect to be absolutely gutted at 9:00 AM, but here we are.

This is pure trauma. The thought of a school full of kids having to live with this memory is unreal. I hope Julian is okay.

Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 1d

Saw someone wearing an American flag shirt at the emo festival. My disappointment turned to delight when I realized the shirt also said “The United Piss of Poop.”

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 1d

I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control

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FreeRangeMattress @freemattress.bsky.social · 1d

It’s cool how the universe is an infinite expanse of awe inspiring wonder and yet it finds a way to hand me the most psychologically damaging outcome possible for at least one situation every single day

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 1d

Flying it high AF

Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 1d

Truly is

Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 1d

LOLOL the unhinged COVID Twitter chapter of our lives will always be in my heart ❤️

Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 14d

Thanks for the link! I’ll definitely give this a read

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 16d

I don’t know much but I do know this: last night I saw an old man wearing bootie shorts and a shirt that said “I love Jesus, coffee, and racquetball.”