Topher Florence
@topherflorence.bsky.social
Black Friday celebrates the day that the Deals Angel descended from the Savings Dimension and was sadly torn limb from limb by a group of disgruntled Business Owners. Cyber Monday celebrates the day the Angel's Body was restored with a patchwork of homebrew Bionic Implants
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Black Friday celebrates the day that the Deals Angel descended from the Savings Dimension and was sadly torn limb from limb by a group of disgruntled Business Owners. Cyber Monday celebrates the day the Angel's Body was restored with a patchwork of homebrew Bionic Implants
charles martinet trapped in the phantom zone furious that they let the voice of sonic go full klumps with it
TIME IS RUNNING OUT...to save up to 30% off on Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on select platforms. You can also save on PC with the Steam sale, live now until Dec 11th!!
Don't let Gram Gram down: bit.ly/CrossWorldsB...
Don't let Gram Gram down: bit.ly/CrossWorldsB...
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
charles martinet trapped in the phantom zone furious that they let the voice of sonic go full klumps with it
i think kj apa is still somehow on the spiritual archie wavelength because dressing up in a shaggy wig and sunglasses and calling yourself "mister fantasy" is literally indistinguishable from some bullshit that archie would do in a 1971 double digest
archie from cw riverdale having a tony clifton but it’s midnite vultures era beck is i believe the thing where i finally become too old for the culture
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i think kj apa is still somehow on the spiritual archie wavelength because dressing up in a shaggy wig and sunglasses and calling yourself "mister fantasy" is literally indistinguishable from some bullshit that archie would do in a 1971 double digest
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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Complete English translation for Metalgun Slinger on the Game Boy Advance has just been released. Its romhacking.net intro: "a [Western-themed action platformer], and combat is based upon chaining projectile attacks and acrobatic techniques." Sounds really cool! www.romhacking.net/translations...
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Complete English translation for Metalgun Slinger on the Game Boy Advance has just been released. Its romhacking.net intro: "a [Western-themed action platformer], and combat is based upon chaining projectile attacks and acrobatic techniques." Sounds really cool! www.romhacking.net/translations...
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
okay it's very simple
A. "Princess Toadstool" is her royal title within the mycelial hierarchy. "Peach" is her first name
B. Her main role as Princess is to spore off various new Toads into the fungal hivemind
C. Once she dies a new Princess Toadstool can be grown from a Super Crown
A. "Princess Toadstool" is her royal title within the mycelial hierarchy. "Peach" is her first name
B. Her main role as Princess is to spore off various new Toads into the fungal hivemind
C. Once she dies a new Princess Toadstool can be grown from a Super Crown
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
okay it's very simple
A. "Princess Toadstool" is her royal title within the mycelial hierarchy. "Peach" is her first name
B. Her main role as Princess is to spore off various new Toads into the fungal hivemind
C. Once she dies a new Princess Toadstool can be grown from a Super Crown
A. "Princess Toadstool" is her royal title within the mycelial hierarchy. "Peach" is her first name
B. Her main role as Princess is to spore off various new Toads into the fungal hivemind
C. Once she dies a new Princess Toadstool can be grown from a Super Crown
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
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NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
the two highest forms of porn game are either a sprawling ancient text parser written in a dead programming language with one zillion words and in jokes from a 30 year old MUD or a series of elaborate buggy duct taped together mods for the sims that vibrate on a frequency only aunties can percieve
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the two highest forms of porn game are either a sprawling ancient text parser written in a dead programming language with one zillion words and in jokes from a 30 year old MUD or a series of elaborate buggy duct taped together mods for the sims that vibrate on a frequency only aunties can percieve
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Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
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one of the greatest oral storytelling traditions in human civilization is a child on the playground at recess explaining to his friends the plot of total recall beat for beat
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
one of the greatest oral storytelling traditions in human civilization is a child on the playground at recess explaining to his friends the plot of total recall beat for beat
I geuinely dreamt watching this entire cartoon for six straight minutes constantly asking myself if the BBL was invented in 1941 and was famed animator Richard Williams even alive to animate this and woke up and immediately posted this
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I geuinely dreamt watching this entire cartoon for six straight minutes constantly asking myself if the BBL was invented in 1941 and was famed animator Richard Williams even alive to animate this and woke up and immediately posted this
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
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soul of sovereignty chapter 3 is out now! #soulsov gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
soul of sovereignty chapter 3 is out now! #soulsov gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
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Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Who else up honing their nasal yet baritone impression of actor, producer, and director William Conrad by reciting the opening monologue to the hit 1963 television series "The Fugitive" to find a specific distinction from their personal Paul Frees or Orson Wells impressions?
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Who else up honing their nasal yet baritone impression of actor, producer, and director William Conrad by reciting the opening monologue to the hit 1963 television series "The Fugitive" to find a specific distinction from their personal Paul Frees or Orson Wells impressions?
i start my day by doing dailies on a free to play game through my steam account through geforce now so "logging into my computer to login to a computer to login to a computer to login to a computer " and i picture a little tron man opening a series of doors like the intro to get smart or mst3k
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i start my day by doing dailies on a free to play game through my steam account through geforce now so "logging into my computer to login to a computer to login to a computer to login to a computer " and i picture a little tron man opening a series of doors like the intro to get smart or mst3k
if you have hit the vtuber fan threshold of reading the word "liver" as "lye-ver" by default, there's still time to turn back and remind yourself of the simple pleasures of a delicious plate of old fashioned liver and onions with a side of mashed potatoes and extra gravy
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
if you have hit the vtuber fan threshold of reading the word "liver" as "lye-ver" by default, there's still time to turn back and remind yourself of the simple pleasures of a delicious plate of old fashioned liver and onions with a side of mashed potatoes and extra gravy