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weakcookies.bsky.social
🎃ctobertt
@weakcookies.bsky.social
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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · Jan 29
I like big CLOUDS 🧖‍♂️
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵‍💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1h
Freshly uncovered OutKast scrolls suggest that after hanging out in that attic for about two weeks, things might not have worked out so well for Andre 3000 and his Anne Frank-y muse
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3h
Israel has already killed Gazans. Delete your fuckin account!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h
Apart, they are Mushy and Chuff. But when joined, they are the Twoodledee Doodledees
Two dark brown tonkinese cats snuggled in a cat bed and looking at the camera
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 21h
Whoa!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
more like Chris Columbust amirite
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
This skeet measures two feet
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
She used to ask Jesus to take the wheel. Then she met Microsoft copilot.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Who up pronatin and dorsiflexin
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
You’re coming off incredibly disingenuous. Fake outrage campaign. Low brow behavior.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
If TD’s are for da Boss, it stands to reason that picks are also for da Boss
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, it happens!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Jets football bad, mess u up!!!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
NFL network is getting so bleak, what with the gambling stuff, the hosts pushing ai on viewers, and now there’s this mark wahlberg movie ad, my god
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Is tpusa keeping a list of which nfl players have a ✝️ on their thigh pads, and which ones don’t?
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
The chores must flow
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
They are on TV and saying it again, help
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 9d
Can’t believe people are being paid to say the words “Tottenham hotspur” in mixed company
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Cincinnati, never beating the Tornado Alley-gations
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
“A whiteout in Happy Valley” do you hear yourself? Stop saying that!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Get the bread knocked out of ya
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Ok on the count of three, let’s all say our favorite Blue Man Group song, because it’s only fair that no one person would have that hanging over them, someone knowing their fave BMG jammy without the other knowing theirs.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
We are on the dark side of the moon now
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
They can take that Job and shove it
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
Got the flu and Covid vaccines today at our Kroger. 💪 💪
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
How many is that in dawg years
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d
The first date me and wife had was the Arkansas/Tennessee game in 1998, where it rained and was miserable and we left early, only to have the game end in a miracle win for TN