Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
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Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
Follow them https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/lists/3lgkvygppcf27
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If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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Eating garbage & casting a little curse as an experiment maybe
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Eating garbage & casting a little curse as an experiment maybe
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Can we call him the "Hawk Tuah President" now?
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can we call him the "Hawk Tuah President" now?
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My talent is pretending to have talent.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My talent is pretending to have talent.
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How much wood can a woodchipper chip
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How much wood can a woodchipper chip
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I’ve taken to getting off at least once a day and I’m sorry to report it actually does help.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve taken to getting off at least once a day and I’m sorry to report it actually does help.
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*gets disappeared off this site for threatening to kill the vibe*
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*gets disappeared off this site for threatening to kill the vibe*
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I don’t have effort for today
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don’t have effort for today
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I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
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Today is my one-year Bluesky anniversary (no, I didn’t come from *there*), and it got me thinking how very different my life was a year ago. New loves and friendships, fresh scars on my heart, hard-won battles, lessons learned and, ultimately, greater joy. All thanks to this silly app 💜
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today is my one-year Bluesky anniversary (no, I didn’t come from *there*), and it got me thinking how very different my life was a year ago. New loves and friendships, fresh scars on my heart, hard-won battles, lessons learned and, ultimately, greater joy. All thanks to this silly app 💜
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Should I start to worry if the gooey substance leaking through my walls is whispering in Latin?
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Should I start to worry if the gooey substance leaking through my walls is whispering in Latin?
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If you are a Dem thinking of running for president and your first order of business isn't putting every person involved first the current administration crime wave on public trial- DO NOT RUN.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you are a Dem thinking of running for president and your first order of business isn't putting every person involved first the current administration crime wave on public trial- DO NOT RUN.
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Idea: hotter pockets
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Idea: hotter pockets
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I brought an email to this knife fight
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I brought an email to this knife fight
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“let it go” is a song about a forty year old dad growing to accept his body
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“let it go” is a song about a forty year old dad growing to accept his body
Spelunking your cave hole would fix me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Spelunking your cave hole would fix me.
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I think we're spending way too much time talking about Deuce Bigelow
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I think we're spending way too much time talking about Deuce Bigelow
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bugs bunny thinks everybody is a licensed physician
September 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
bugs bunny thinks everybody is a licensed physician
Of course I have a self destruct button.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Of course I have a self destruct button.
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Where is your god now?
a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
ALT: a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Where is your god now?
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She was as rare as the people satisfied with their contractors.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
She was as rare as the people satisfied with their contractors.
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is the context bot gone?
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
is the context bot gone?
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Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
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Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks