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minkitypinkity ❤️
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gonna start wearing a hat so i have something to scream into
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
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my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava
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mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it
*Because y’all refuse to fund healthcare
if there was a way for y’all to slosh around in my brain for a bit all would be forgiven and ppl would be saying things like it’s a wonder she manages as well as she does
I’d be an unhappy if it was a pro trump one! I have one magnet on my car—a Canadian flag
How do you feel about magnets on your car
It would never work—I’d move in, fill up your fridge with magnets and then when I ran out of room I’d go looking for a man with a bigger fridge
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Hello, you have reached the Centre for Disease Control and Total World Domination, how may we help you?
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I read horror for fun, but nothing chills me like knowing so many of you are responsible for raising children.
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When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.
a timeshare for normal serotonin levels
high above us the stars are like go back to bed
I got them long tall neuroses/legs
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What if the reason you’ve never met your soulmate is because they were slowly trampled to death by a Galapagos tortoise?
I didn’t know that. Sounds like it! You’d think they would be trying to get more users not less 😂
@bsky.app I got blocked from the app and I’m not in Mississippi—I’m in Memphis Tennessee. Currently using Graysky to access my account. Can you stop kicking off Tennessee ppl please and thank you