Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Things are falling apart as planned.
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I told the stars about you.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I told the stars about you.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
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Do you put in your dentures before you have sex or during?
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Do you put in your dentures before you have sex or during?
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Your mom defended breast feeding you until you were twelve by saying she was into Paleo before it was a thing
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Your mom defended breast feeding you until you were twelve by saying she was into Paleo before it was a thing
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I only buy bread so I don’t have to suffer the ignominy of putting slabs of butter directly in my mouth
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I only buy bread so I don’t have to suffer the ignominy of putting slabs of butter directly in my mouth
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Just documenting my mood swings here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just documenting my mood swings here.
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Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
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Them..tomorrow will be a better day. Me...lame.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Them..tomorrow will be a better day. Me...lame.
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A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once
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We live in the future. Girls can be dads, boys can be moms… I’ve seen the bumper stickers.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We live in the future. Girls can be dads, boys can be moms… I’ve seen the bumper stickers.
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Apparently, "Simon said" isn't a good legal defense.
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Apparently, "Simon said" isn't a good legal defense.
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Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
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4.5 more hours of servitude.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
4.5 more hours of servitude.
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And then, some of a sudden…
October 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
And then, some of a sudden…
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having to verify that i'm human after you've asked me to give feedback on your service does not work in your favour
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
having to verify that i'm human after you've asked me to give feedback on your service does not work in your favour
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the best part about caramel apple dip is eating it sans apples
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the best part about caramel apple dip is eating it sans apples
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I woke up this morning and my hair might remind you of the style of Laurence Tribe's.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair might remind you of the style of Laurence Tribe's.
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I'm having an arm amputated and they're going to take the mole off my nose for free. I'll be glad when that mole isn't making me look conspicuous.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm having an arm amputated and they're going to take the mole off my nose for free. I'll be glad when that mole isn't making me look conspicuous.
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Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.
January 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.
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The northern lights in my sky tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The northern lights in my sky tonight.
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You can tell a lot by a hug. I just went on the best first date of my life. 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You can tell a lot by a hug. I just went on the best first date of my life. 🙃
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who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
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society might be a better if we used 'go suck an egg' to tell people off
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
society might be a better if we used 'go suck an egg' to tell people off
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Okay, I'll bite. What's idiomatic double talk?
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Okay, I'll bite. What's idiomatic double talk?
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mom always said I had a face for radio so I’m ready to take on my role next to Pedro Pascal as his Mandalorian brother
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
mom always said I had a face for radio so I’m ready to take on my role next to Pedro Pascal as his Mandalorian brother