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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE

#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this
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(Also, it winds me up, this eternal framing of tax as a raid on 'people who work hard'. Pretty much EVERYONE I KNOW fucking works hard. They are not all appropriately looked after by society.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Honestly, it is possible to think 'I work hard to earn money; I deserve that money' and *also* 'it would be good if we created a more equal society: I'll help'. Exhausting to see everything presented as a fight to the death between those two ideas, seemingly forever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🎵 YOUNG BOYS, GET OUT OF MY GROUND
STOP THROWING CHAIRS THAT'S JUST NOT ALLOWED
YOU BETTER RUN BOYS
YOU'RE TOO MUCH YOUNG BOYS 🎵
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I look forward to seeing what Starmer has to say about what's currently happening at Villa Park in the away end.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The young boys supporters are fucking pricks
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nearly posted SUCK A DICK YOUNG BOYS without any context.

There is a football match, Aston Villa are playing Young Boys. They're not literally young boys. They're younger than me but please be assured they are men.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Really worried this woman is going to have to sell her £2million and maybe, sorry, welling up here, maybe have to buy a £1million house like a piece of SHIT.
Mumsnet is already on the case.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If this week is coughing until I'm sick SURELY next week, week six, it when this cough finally fucks off
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
fucking hero
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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A solicitor, Andrew Milne has been bullying leaseholders across Sheffield into paying him extraordinary sums, with no legal basis.

Why hasn't the SRA stopped him? Because he's conducted an extraordinary campaign against the SRA. 180 complaints. Two judicial reviews.

More here: buff.ly/LmLVegM
SRA urged to take action as we reveal solicitor has ‘purposely frustrated’ investigation
Solicitor Andrew Jonathan Milne delayed an official investigation into his alleged professional misconduct by overwhelming the regulator with complaints and threatening them with two injunctions se…
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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The mansion tax won't apply to your £1mn house.

It starts at £2mn.
Tandis que le France renonce à la hausse de la taxe foncière en France, ici en Angleterre ça râle très fort contre une surtaxe sur les résidences de plus de 2 millions de livres baptisée "Mansion tax". Si mêmes les Anglais se mettent à taxer les riches, où va le monde ?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Tremendous work from @sheffieldtribune.bsky.social

If you're not up to speed on the Andrew Milne story, a scandal on multiple levels, read this. Then share it with someone else. It's a shocker, and we have the Tribune to thank for making it public

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/new-detectiv...
New: Detectives ‘reviewing’ Andrew Milne case after MP reports him to the police
Plus: Private Eye has picked up the story and a top lawyer is speaking to leaseholders he targeted
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm saying nothing, because they beat us. But also. Lol.
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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7,547% tax hike on anyone who says the following phrases:
'I tell it like it is'
'People either love me or hate me'
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's a Béres for lunch day
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i usually find the heckling in parliament embarrassing but it would be funny if everyone went WE KNOW after she reeled off each bit of the budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
doesnt matter much about the salary sacrifice pension tax as the pension age when it happens for me will probably be 99 and i will have died of being annoyed by everything by then
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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i don’t believe you’ve all just started your new job as press officer at the OBR. why would they onboard you all on budget day?
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
that fire in hong kong is fucking terrifying
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Lots of big updates in our Andrew Milne investigation today:
🚨MP reports Milne to the police
🗞️Private Eye covers the story
🦅Legal eagle lands in Sheffield to advise on “any possible criminal prosecution”
📹Footage shows Milne scoping out Sheffield homes before sending letters

All in today's Tribune👇
New: Detectives ‘reviewing’ Andrew Milne case after MP reports him to the police
Plus: Private Eye has picked up the story and a top lawyer is speaking to leaseholders he targeted
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"

The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM