orbette
@orbette.bsky.social
SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
its going well this morning
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
its going well this morning
We've been away this weekend and are back today and the kids are very snuggly. I currently can't move my right foot, trapped under Nandor. W is trapped under Stevie. GBOL.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We've been away this weekend and are back today and the kids are very snuggly. I currently can't move my right foot, trapped under Nandor. W is trapped under Stevie. GBOL.
Me as your bsky therapist (right)
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me as your bsky therapist (right)
Bought it without trying it on obviously but turns out it was DESTINY (do not judge the face, took make up off pre hot tub)
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bought it without trying it on obviously but turns out it was DESTINY (do not judge the face, took make up off pre hot tub)
I'll never hear a bad word against Hull again, for it was in Hull that I bought THE GREATEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS JUMPER I HAVE ✨EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE✨
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'll never hear a bad word against Hull again, for it was in Hull that I bought THE GREATEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS JUMPER I HAVE ✨EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE✨
Someone else laugh for me, if I laugh the amount I want to it'll spark a coughing fit and I Will Die.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Someone else laugh for me, if I laugh the amount I want to it'll spark a coughing fit and I Will Die.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Stevie gives less of a shit tbh
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Stevie gives less of a shit tbh
Me in public: My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me in public: My headphones:
Watching Dog Soldiers and Nandor keep barrelling into the living room, does a big wide stance then runs off again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Watching Dog Soldiers and Nandor keep barrelling into the living room, does a big wide stance then runs off again.
this is the forecast for tomorrow afternoon lmao
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November 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
this is the forecast for tomorrow afternoon lmao
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Collecting this from TK Maxx at lunchtime, buzzing
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Collecting this from TK Maxx at lunchtime, buzzing
We literally have a cancer charity hospital and clinical trials centre in town so this doesn't seem 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
We literally have a cancer charity hospital and clinical trials centre in town so this doesn't seem 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡.
Come on TNT you could have another four matches on your Multiview easily
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Come on TNT you could have another four matches on your Multiview easily
We had a sitter for Nandor and Stevie whilst we were away this weekend. This is what she opened the door to every day. A mardy little welcome committee.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We had a sitter for Nandor and Stevie whilst we were away this weekend. This is what she opened the door to every day. A mardy little welcome committee.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
Precious babbies ❤️😭❤️
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Precious babbies ❤️😭❤️
Oh good, of course he's joining in. Many thanks to the government for getting involved and making things fucking 1000% worse.
October 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Oh good, of course he's joining in. Many thanks to the government for getting involved and making things fucking 1000% worse.