Bill Oddie's Stunt Double
@bosd.bsky.social
A sturdy gnome very interested in all things horror, supernatural, bass, gaming and films.
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Of course it is October. So of course I am going to do a horror a day post until the Devil's Christmas that is Halloween. This year's theme is simply horror films I have bloody loved - some repeated viewings, others very much 'once is enough'.
So there.
#Horrorsky #filmsky
So there.
#Horrorsky #filmsky
Uncontrollable autosave points
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Uncontrollable autosave points
Been given a 20 minute notice to get to the kids school and help them set up today's Christmas fair as they need 'men'.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Been given a 20 minute notice to get to the kids school and help them set up today's Christmas fair as they need 'men'.
Just had a big fried chicken and chippy tea and now I am full of greasy regret
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just had a big fried chicken and chippy tea and now I am full of greasy regret
Oooffff, Question Time is in Watford tonight. I had a 100% pulling record there when I were a single dandy about town, so they are not to be trusted
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oooffff, Question Time is in Watford tonight. I had a 100% pulling record there when I were a single dandy about town, so they are not to be trusted
'So, during Covid, you taught yourself how to make a table did you? How did thst benefit you?'
Checkmate, bitch
Checkmate, bitch
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
'So, during Covid, you taught yourself how to make a table did you? How did thst benefit you?'
Checkmate, bitch
Checkmate, bitch
I love that LinkedIn have messaged me at 21:50 to say I am a valued member
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love that LinkedIn have messaged me at 21:50 to say I am a valued member
Set fire to it.
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Set fire to it.
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
Heading up to the small and virtually unknown town of London for a few fizzy sherbets with someone i met via the Twitter way back when
We've met several times before, mind. I do not fear being bundled into a van and teabagged
We've met several times before, mind. I do not fear being bundled into a van and teabagged
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Heading up to the small and virtually unknown town of London for a few fizzy sherbets with someone i met via the Twitter way back when
We've met several times before, mind. I do not fear being bundled into a van and teabagged
We've met several times before, mind. I do not fear being bundled into a van and teabagged
My hair and beard are mostly completely white, ao it was wonderful to discover two thick jet black hairs growing out of my face today
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
My hair and beard are mostly completely white, ao it was wonderful to discover two thick jet black hairs growing out of my face today
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
7,547% tax hike on anyone who says the following phrases:
'I tell it like it is'
'People either love me or hate me'
'I tell it like it is'
'People either love me or hate me'
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
7,547% tax hike on anyone who says the following phrases:
'I tell it like it is'
'People either love me or hate me'
'I tell it like it is'
'People either love me or hate me'
Tax people who let their children run around unattended in pubs.
Or throw them in the sea
Or throw them in the sea
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tax people who let their children run around unattended in pubs.
Or throw them in the sea
Or throw them in the sea
Kash Patel always has the facial expression of someone who is furiously knocking one out and then someone walks in the room, and he's desperately trying to pretend he wasn't
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Kash Patel always has the facial expression of someone who is furiously knocking one out and then someone walks in the room, and he's desperately trying to pretend he wasn't
Uh, yeah, that's not a soul patch, bae
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uh, yeah, that's not a soul patch, bae
I had to turn off live House of Commons. I cant fucking stand their voices, the jeering, and the pathetic desperation for one upmanship.
Can't they just stop being childish cunts and concentrate on actually doing things.
I fucking hate all of them
Can't they just stop being childish cunts and concentrate on actually doing things.
I fucking hate all of them
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I had to turn off live House of Commons. I cant fucking stand their voices, the jeering, and the pathetic desperation for one upmanship.
Can't they just stop being childish cunts and concentrate on actually doing things.
I fucking hate all of them
Can't they just stop being childish cunts and concentrate on actually doing things.
I fucking hate all of them
Just absolutely annihilated a Pot Noodle
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just absolutely annihilated a Pot Noodle
A man just asked me if I would keep an eye on his drink while he popped outside.
Glad I look trustworthy
Glad I look trustworthy
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A man just asked me if I would keep an eye on his drink while he popped outside.
Glad I look trustworthy
Glad I look trustworthy
I'm up Oxford Circus way and I've had to stop for a pint because people
Well, any excuse really
Well, any excuse really
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm up Oxford Circus way and I've had to stop for a pint because people
Well, any excuse really
Well, any excuse really
Currently spending my time drinking coffee, listening to 80s horror movie sound tracks and writing a horror short story, if you wanted to know how valid I am to be the king of rock and roll.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Currently spending my time drinking coffee, listening to 80s horror movie sound tracks and writing a horror short story, if you wanted to know how valid I am to be the king of rock and roll.
This is a work of art
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This is a work of art
Tonight's dinner experiment.
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tonight's dinner experiment.
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Damp looking manbaby Ellie Musk going n about using Grok at parties to do 'vulgar roasts' absolutely reminds me of this cringe-filled shambling corpse
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Damp looking manbaby Ellie Musk going n about using Grok at parties to do 'vulgar roasts' absolutely reminds me of this cringe-filled shambling corpse
Ordered a Sunday curry because it's what Jesus would have wanted
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ordered a Sunday curry because it's what Jesus would have wanted
That's garden centre Santa's grotto done for another year then
a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a gallon of milk
ALT: a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a gallon of milk
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That's garden centre Santa's grotto done for another year then
Big night out in Wimbledon tonight, the place where Cliff Richard slumbers in his coffin until the cream meets the strawberry
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Big night out in Wimbledon tonight, the place where Cliff Richard slumbers in his coffin until the cream meets the strawberry