Bill Oddie's Stunt Double
@bosd.bsky.social
A sturdy gnome very interested in all things horror, supernatural, bass, gaming and films.
Been given a 20 minute notice to get to the kids school and help them set up today's Christmas fair as they need 'men'.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Been given a 20 minute notice to get to the kids school and help them set up today's Christmas fair as they need 'men'.
'So, during Covid, you taught yourself how to make a table did you? How did thst benefit you?'
Checkmate, bitch
Checkmate, bitch
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
'So, during Covid, you taught yourself how to make a table did you? How did thst benefit you?'
Checkmate, bitch
Checkmate, bitch
Set fire to it.
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Set fire to it.
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
That will show those woke immigrant benefits scroungers
My hair and beard are mostly completely white, ao it was wonderful to discover two thick jet black hairs growing out of my face today
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
My hair and beard are mostly completely white, ao it was wonderful to discover two thick jet black hairs growing out of my face today
Kash Patel always has the facial expression of someone who is furiously knocking one out and then someone walks in the room, and he's desperately trying to pretend he wasn't
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Kash Patel always has the facial expression of someone who is furiously knocking one out and then someone walks in the room, and he's desperately trying to pretend he wasn't
Uh, yeah, that's not a soul patch, bae
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uh, yeah, that's not a soul patch, bae
Just absolutely annihilated a Pot Noodle
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just absolutely annihilated a Pot Noodle
Tonight's dinner experiment.
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tonight's dinner experiment.
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Chorizo and chicken cooked with pepper, carrot, onion and garlic, in a tomato sauce with stock, paprika and oregano. Served with orzo and roasted broccoli
I'd eat this with a shovel if I could. Delightful
Damp looking manbaby Ellie Musk going n about using Grok at parties to do 'vulgar roasts' absolutely reminds me of this cringe-filled shambling corpse
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Damp looking manbaby Ellie Musk going n about using Grok at parties to do 'vulgar roasts' absolutely reminds me of this cringe-filled shambling corpse
Last time I took him to ComicCon, this is what he wanted from the "Lego" stall
Can't think who has influenced this...
Can't think who has influenced this...
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Last time I took him to ComicCon, this is what he wanted from the "Lego" stall
Can't think who has influenced this...
Can't think who has influenced this...
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but my Friday night dinner is better than yours
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but my Friday night dinner is better than yours
I've got five of these
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I've got five of these
State of this soppy prick.
Hope he goes out of business
Hope he goes out of business
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
State of this soppy prick.
Hope he goes out of business
Hope he goes out of business
Just watched the first episode of The Beast In Me.
Very interesting, will keep watching, despite feeling like 95% of it was close ups of Claire Danes' stress lip wobble face
Very interesting, will keep watching, despite feeling like 95% of it was close ups of Claire Danes' stress lip wobble face
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just watched the first episode of The Beast In Me.
Very interesting, will keep watching, despite feeling like 95% of it was close ups of Claire Danes' stress lip wobble face
Very interesting, will keep watching, despite feeling like 95% of it was close ups of Claire Danes' stress lip wobble face
'Bad habits of famous people...'
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
'Bad habits of famous people...'
Tonight's dinner experiment:
Mini lamb doner kebabs (cooked in the oven)
Divine
Mini lamb doner kebabs (cooked in the oven)
Divine
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tonight's dinner experiment:
Mini lamb doner kebabs (cooked in the oven)
Divine
Mini lamb doner kebabs (cooked in the oven)
Divine
I mean...
Wrong pic aside, I'm sure being a slob was the most trivial of the behaviours
Wrong pic aside, I'm sure being a slob was the most trivial of the behaviours
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I mean...
Wrong pic aside, I'm sure being a slob was the most trivial of the behaviours
Wrong pic aside, I'm sure being a slob was the most trivial of the behaviours
Just been sent this with a 'thought this was you for a minute'
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just been sent this with a 'thought this was you for a minute'
In my fat face
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
In my fat face
Just approved and submitted my tax return lads
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Just approved and submitted my tax return lads
'Gosh and darn, out beer is shite, what shall we do?'
'I know! Let's make it even shitter!'
'Genius!'
'I know! Let's make it even shitter!'
'Genius!'
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
'Gosh and darn, out beer is shite, what shall we do?'
'I know! Let's make it even shitter!'
'Genius!'
'I know! Let's make it even shitter!'
'Genius!'
Mrs Wife is out so burgers, home made potato wedges and beans for dinner tonight
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mrs Wife is out so burgers, home made potato wedges and beans for dinner tonight
A late birthday present came today.
Along with my The Shining puzzle, and two horror novels, I think my family know me well
Along with my The Shining puzzle, and two horror novels, I think my family know me well
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A late birthday present came today.
Along with my The Shining puzzle, and two horror novels, I think my family know me well
Along with my The Shining puzzle, and two horror novels, I think my family know me well