korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
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She wants me back already
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
She wants me back already
Socrates said the unexamined life isn’t worth living.
Buddy, I examine mine daily and yeah, no.
Buddy, I examine mine daily and yeah, no.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Socrates said the unexamined life isn’t worth living.
Buddy, I examine mine daily and yeah, no.
Buddy, I examine mine daily and yeah, no.
Pharmacist: Any allergies?
Me: Commitment, mornings, …
Pharmacist: …Medications, sir.
mornings: Put me down anyway.
Me: Commitment, mornings, …
Pharmacist: …Medications, sir.
mornings: Put me down anyway.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Pharmacist: Any allergies?
Me: Commitment, mornings, …
Pharmacist: …Medications, sir.
mornings: Put me down anyway.
Me: Commitment, mornings, …
Pharmacist: …Medications, sir.
mornings: Put me down anyway.
I went looking for inner peace found an inner committee instead.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I went looking for inner peace found an inner committee instead.
Cashier: Price check?
Me: On my self-worth?
Cashier:
Me:
Cashier: …On the bananas.
My Self-Worth: Better check me too.
Me: On my self-worth?
Cashier:
Me:
Cashier: …On the bananas.
My Self-Worth: Better check me too.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Cashier: Price check?
Me: On my self-worth?
Cashier:
Me:
Cashier: …On the bananas.
My Self-Worth: Better check me too.
Me: On my self-worth?
Cashier:
Me:
Cashier: …On the bananas.
My Self-Worth: Better check me too.
Native American learning English: SCREW, YOU
Customer: *punches Native American learning English in the face*
Customer: *punches Native American learning English in the face*
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Native American learning English: SCREW, YOU
Customer: *punches Native American learning English in the face*
Customer: *punches Native American learning English in the face*
*airport*
Gate Agent: Are you checking an airport extra bag?
Me: Wow. Is my emotional baggage THAT obvious.
Agent:
Gate Agent: Are you checking an airport extra bag?
Me: Wow. Is my emotional baggage THAT obvious.
Agent:
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
*airport*
Gate Agent: Are you checking an airport extra bag?
Me: Wow. Is my emotional baggage THAT obvious.
Agent:
Gate Agent: Are you checking an airport extra bag?
Me: Wow. Is my emotional baggage THAT obvious.
Agent:
Doctor: I’ll need to take your vitals.
Me: You can’t. They’re essential for my existence, you said so yourself.
Doctor: I meant your blood pres-
Me: On second thought, take ‘em! take ‘em all!
Me: You can’t. They’re essential for my existence, you said so yourself.
Doctor: I meant your blood pres-
Me: On second thought, take ‘em! take ‘em all!
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Doctor: I’ll need to take your vitals.
Me: You can’t. They’re essential for my existence, you said so yourself.
Doctor: I meant your blood pres-
Me: On second thought, take ‘em! take ‘em all!
Me: You can’t. They’re essential for my existence, you said so yourself.
Doctor: I meant your blood pres-
Me: On second thought, take ‘em! take ‘em all!
Waiter: Table for two?
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself.
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Table for three, I guess.
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself.
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Table for three, I guess.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Waiter: Table for two?
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself.
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Table for three, I guess.
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself.
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Table for three, I guess.
Bartender: Want another double?
Me: How’d you know I was a twin?!?!
Bartender: Good one! I meant the drink.
My twin: Make that 2!
Me: How’d you know I was a twin?!?!
Bartender: Good one! I meant the drink.
My twin: Make that 2!
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bartender: Want another double?
Me: How’d you know I was a twin?!?!
Bartender: Good one! I meant the drink.
My twin: Make that 2!
Me: How’d you know I was a twin?!?!
Bartender: Good one! I meant the drink.
My twin: Make that 2!
*airport customs*
Security: Anything to declare?
Me: Didn’t you read the Ad I took out in the local paper? Front page. Hard to miss.
Security: STRIP SEARCH ON LANE 5!
Security: Anything to declare?
Me: Didn’t you read the Ad I took out in the local paper? Front page. Hard to miss.
Security: STRIP SEARCH ON LANE 5!
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
*airport customs*
Security: Anything to declare?
Me: Didn’t you read the Ad I took out in the local paper? Front page. Hard to miss.
Security: STRIP SEARCH ON LANE 5!
Security: Anything to declare?
Me: Didn’t you read the Ad I took out in the local paper? Front page. Hard to miss.
Security: STRIP SEARCH ON LANE 5!
Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Me: Is your plastic organic?
Cashier: I don’t think so.
Me: Good, that shit is WEAK! Plastic all the way!
Me: Is your plastic organic?
Cashier: I don’t think so.
Me: Good, that shit is WEAK! Plastic all the way!
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Me: Is your plastic organic?
Cashier: I don’t think so.
Me: Good, that shit is WEAK! Plastic all the way!
Me: Is your plastic organic?
Cashier: I don’t think so.
Me: Good, that shit is WEAK! Plastic all the way!
*parking garage*
Attendant: Do you have your ticket?
Me: Right here, man. Front row. It was awesome!
Attendant: 😣
Me: 🤘🏼
Attendant:The parking ticket, sir.
Attendant: Do you have your ticket?
Me: Right here, man. Front row. It was awesome!
Attendant: 😣
Me: 🤘🏼
Attendant:The parking ticket, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*parking garage*
Attendant: Do you have your ticket?
Me: Right here, man. Front row. It was awesome!
Attendant: 😣
Me: 🤘🏼
Attendant:The parking ticket, sir.
Attendant: Do you have your ticket?
Me: Right here, man. Front row. It was awesome!
Attendant: 😣
Me: 🤘🏼
Attendant:The parking ticket, sir.
*traffic stop*
Cop: How are you today?
Me: Fine, are you?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: You may go.
Cop: How are you today?
Me: Fine, are you?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: You may go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*traffic stop*
Cop: How are you today?
Me: Fine, are you?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: You may go.
Cop: How are you today?
Me: Fine, are you?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: You may go.
I didn’t find my purpose at the end of this cheeseburger. Fortunately, my dogged determination insists I check there again tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I didn’t find my purpose at the end of this cheeseburger. Fortunately, my dogged determination insists I check there again tomorrow.
I’m trying to stay centered, but I accidentally ordered a Dromedary instead of a Bactrian camel.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m trying to stay centered, but I accidentally ordered a Dromedary instead of a Bactrian camel.
It’s easy to stay grounded when life keeps knocking you down.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s easy to stay grounded when life keeps knocking you down.