mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
#art #gamedev #godot
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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
· Mar 3
okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
go on. moisturize that bread zaddy
mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
go on. moisturize that bread zaddy
if you’re a parent and wondering where your children are and what they’re up to: just go to the bathroom and they’ll appear to ask you things
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
if you’re a parent and wondering where your children are and what they’re up to: just go to the bathroom and they’ll appear to ask you things
this is me but with The Long Dark
Do I start a new game or just play more Gungeon?
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this is me but with The Long Dark
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Might be something to that
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Might be something to that
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the future is already here it's just not evenly distributed and also really fucking stupid, like so dumb
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
the future is already here it's just not evenly distributed and also really fucking stupid, like so dumb
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Top of the charts at my house today
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Top of the charts at my house today
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I did something cursed.
I was eating a pack of microwave instant tikka masala rice
it needed something but I didn’t have any curry
so i mixed in a can of alphagetti
it’s actually good lol
I was eating a pack of microwave instant tikka masala rice
it needed something but I didn’t have any curry
so i mixed in a can of alphagetti
it’s actually good lol
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I did something cursed.
I was eating a pack of microwave instant tikka masala rice
it needed something but I didn’t have any curry
so i mixed in a can of alphagetti
it’s actually good lol
I was eating a pack of microwave instant tikka masala rice
it needed something but I didn’t have any curry
so i mixed in a can of alphagetti
it’s actually good lol
almost at 40,000 votes. still at 94% “NO”. you absolute legends. duckduckgo.com/vote/results
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Big Tech doesn't care if you want AI or not. They should.
duckduckgo.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
almost at 40,000 votes. still at 94% “NO”. you absolute legends. duckduckgo.com/vote/results
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LOVE IT
Go vote!
No AI in Search
Go vote!
No AI in Search
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
LOVE IT
Go vote!
No AI in Search
Go vote!
No AI in Search
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A fun thought for DMs and fantasy writers: If you need a component for magic involving memory, use something with a strong smell. In humans, smell exists almost entirely to evoke memory. Even when you can't name what you smell, your body *remembers*. Smell speaks to memory and through it, emotion.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
A fun thought for DMs and fantasy writers: If you need a component for magic involving memory, use something with a strong smell. In humans, smell exists almost entirely to evoke memory. Even when you can't name what you smell, your body *remembers*. Smell speaks to memory and through it, emotion.
I bought the Avatar game for 7yo because he is into the movies and MAN the writers of this did not believe in subtext AT ALL
what do you mean you’re a Na’vi child trapped in a residential school. WHAT!!!!!!
what do you mean you’re a Na’vi child trapped in a residential school. WHAT!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I bought the Avatar game for 7yo because he is into the movies and MAN the writers of this did not believe in subtext AT ALL
what do you mean you’re a Na’vi child trapped in a residential school. WHAT!!!!!!
what do you mean you’re a Na’vi child trapped in a residential school. WHAT!!!!!!
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that’s actually just a normal waist length coat
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
that’s actually just a normal waist length coat
in an effort to be less of an “unhealthy piece of shit” i am attempting a Shower Water in lieu of a Shower Beer or Shower Diet Coke.
so far the results are “meh”
so far the results are “meh”
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
in an effort to be less of an “unhealthy piece of shit” i am attempting a Shower Water in lieu of a Shower Beer or Shower Diet Coke.
so far the results are “meh”
so far the results are “meh”
There's another hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
There's another hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
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You can tell by the eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
You can tell by the eyes.
me: really wants to be happy for good people doing good things
also me: eye twitching because the good things poster has bad kerning
also me: eye twitching because the good things poster has bad kerning
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
me: really wants to be happy for good people doing good things
also me: eye twitching because the good things poster has bad kerning
also me: eye twitching because the good things poster has bad kerning
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Bluesky verified ice before Jerry.
Smdh
Smdh
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Bluesky verified ice before Jerry.
Smdh
Smdh
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myspace 2007: hello to my friends
gungle 2050: lol i just killed my neighbor for water
gungle 2050: lol i just killed my neighbor for water
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
myspace 2007: hello to my friends
gungle 2050: lol i just killed my neighbor for water
gungle 2050: lol i just killed my neighbor for water
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starting a band called "somalian daycare"
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
starting a band called "somalian daycare"
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Making an indie game? Want people to read about it in the upcoming new issue of EGM? As in, in an actual paper magazine?
Pitch us at [email protected] and include "Under the Radar" in the subject line.
Three main criteria to keep in mind:
Pitch us at [email protected] and include "Under the Radar" in the subject line.
Three main criteria to keep in mind:
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Making an indie game? Want people to read about it in the upcoming new issue of EGM? As in, in an actual paper magazine?
Pitch us at [email protected] and include "Under the Radar" in the subject line.
Three main criteria to keep in mind:
Pitch us at [email protected] and include "Under the Radar" in the subject line.
Three main criteria to keep in mind:
mistakes are inevitable, but you putting in the effort means everything. great work out there CPSC social media person(s), you’re killing it
Update: We looked further and do now think this is AI. Will delete and repost with something human-made.
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
mistakes are inevitable, but you putting in the effort means everything. great work out there CPSC social media person(s), you’re killing it