linguistics in general is so fucking cool imo. fascinating shit

the ONE thing my brain does well is directions so this probably wouldn’t work for me. I have however made some very bad impulsive decisions in terms of *amount* of alcohol in the past, so that would be a likely culprit

hater time the most wonderful time of the year!

that is a wild story!

i visited the website and it said i may be entitled to compensation

what about all the times hitler jerked off

I’m at the point where I think if the big NYT names all died tonight of tragic accidents — autoerotic asphyxiation, separately but at the same time — tomorrow morning the world would be a noticeably better place

you can really sense the righteous anger in this post. and I agree 1000%

yeah perverts drive mad sales

“meesa do gluck gluck 9000!”

DIRECTIVE 4: SHOOT SOME GUYS IN THE DICK

boss baby desu

to Jar Jar Binks, extra sloppy *is* regular

I feel like I mostly liked it, but there was SO MUCH going on that I don't even really know yet lol